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on: Nov 22, 2014
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language: en

Telling a lie is a good one friends
Sin for a child...
Fault for an adult.
An art for a lover.
A profession for a lawyer.
A requirement for a politician.
A Management tool for a Boss.
An accomplishment for a bachelor.
An excuse for a subordinate and...
The best one is given below
A Matter of Survival for a married man!!! ...be serious don't laugh
 
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on: Nov 22, 2014
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language: en

The Real Education

Is Your Attitude

and Behaviour

With Others
.
It Defines Your whole

Personality, No

Matter how Qualified

You are."
 
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on: Nov 22, 2014
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language: en

"Life is a Fingerprint that can not be duplicated.

So make the Best impression with it
.
Live it. Love it. Don’t waste a single moment in your life,

Because Time has no holiday.

Dreams have no expiry date.

And Life has no pause button...
 
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on: Nov 22, 2014
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language: en


शादी हुई ...

दोनों बहुत खुश थे!

स्टेज पर फोटो सेशन शुरू हुआ!

...

दूल्हे ने अपने दोस्तों का परिचय साथ
खड़ी अपनी साली से करवाया

" ये है मेरी साली , आधी घरवाली "

दोस्त ठहाका मारकर हंस दिए !

दुल्हन मुस्कुराई और अपने देवर का परिचय
अपनी सहेलियो से करवाया

" ये हैं मेरे देवर ..आधे पति परमेश्वर "

ये क्या हुआ ....?
अविश्वसनीय ...अकल्पनीय!

भाई समान देवर के कान सुन्न हो गए!
पति बेहोश होते होते बचा!

दूल्हे , दूल्हे के दोस्तों , रिश्तेदारों सहित सबके
चेहरे से मुस्कान गायब हो गयी!

लक्ष्मन रेखा नाम का एक गमला अचानक स्टेज से
नीचे टपक कर फूट गया!

स्त्री की मर्यादा नाम की हेलोजन लाईट
भक्क से फ्यूज़ हो गयी!

थोड़ी देर बाद एक एम्बुलेंस तेज़ी से सड़कों पर
भागती जा रही थी!

जिसमे दो स्ट्रेचर थे!
एक स्ट्रेचर पर भारतीय संस्कृति कोमा में
पड़ी थी ...

शायद उसे अटैक पड़ गया था!
दुसरे स्ट्रेचर पर पुरुषवाद घायल अवस्था में
पड़ा था ...

उसे किसी ने सर पर गहरी चोट मारी थी!
आसमान में अचानक एक तेज़ आवाज़ गूंजी .... भारत
की सारी स्त्रियाँ एक साथ ठहाका मारकर
हंस पड़ी थीं !
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ये व्यंग ख़ास पुरुष वर्ग के लिए है जो खुद
तो अश्लील व्यंग करना पसंद करते हैँ

पर जहाँ महिलाओं कि बात आती हैं
वहां संस्कृति कि दुहाई देते फिरते हैं

 
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on: Nov 21, 2014
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language: en

Usey kaho ke milne ki ab dua na kare,
Guzar gaye hain jo lamhe unhe haraa na kare,

Mujhe bhi khawb ke sehraa main ab nahin rehna,
Usey kaho ke khawbon se ab wafaa na kare,

Agar milay to khuloos o wafaa ho sath us ke,
Woh darmeyan main koi masla-e-anaaa na kare,

Dilon ke dard hamesha hi rastey rehte hain,
Magar yeh dukh ke kabhi ankh haq adaa na kare,

Hamarey hath mein rekha-e-wasl to hai magar,
Yeh khauf hai ke muqaddar kahin wafaa na kare,

Khuda gawah ke usey dekh kar hi jeetey hain,
Jo samney to rahe hain magar gilaa na kare,

Tumhare naam ki tasbeeh yeh kab se karta hai,
Mera yeh dil ke koi kaam ab kiya na kare,

Main apne naam se roshan rahoon ga dunya main,
Usey kaho meri jaanib koi diyaa na kare..


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on: Nov 20, 2014
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tags: SHARU
language: en

A bud was in sweet slumber,
The wandering breeze whispered ,
In her ears slowly,
' Time to get up rose ,
Open your eyes ,wake up "
The sun sent a warm hug
Saying " Good morning "

All flower started swaying happily ,
And smiling at each other,
The bud opened her petals slowly
Peeping out side with shy ,
" Wow ! so beautiful world,
So pleasant " she murmured.

A sweet scent filled the atmosphere
Inviting bees and butterflies
All were hungry,
After a night long fasting,
The insects ran flower to flower,
Saying " You help us ,we help you "

The bud who now a flower,
As white as snow,soft as silk,
Had a secret desire in her tiny heart,
She wanted to be offered to the god,
Waited till the evening ,no luck,
And withered,petals scattered on the ground.

She stood with a sigh there,
And her eyes filled with tears,
All can't be lucky to reach the god
Its decided by the destiny !............... WRITTEN BY...SHARU....21.11.14
 
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on: Nov 20, 2014
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language: en

This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen...


A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.
As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.
They talked about so many things and various subjects.
When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said:
"I don't believe that God exists."

"Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist.
Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people?
Would there be abandoned children?

If God existed, there would neither be suffering nor pain.
I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things."
The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.
The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.

Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard.
He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber:
"You know what? Barbers do not exist."
"How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber.
"I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"
"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because
if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."

"Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me."
"Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist!
That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help.
That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."
 
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on: Nov 19, 2014
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tags: Trust of love
language: en

A short story about ''wife and Husband'': Wife live in the village and husband is working is in the City, so he has stay in the city. every month he send mony for his wife for maintening family.
But in a certain month husband can not send monthly for family expense for his wife, he write a letter to his wife:

My heart,
This month I can not send mony for you,I only send 100 nos of kisses for you as a token of love Please manage this month. In reply wife write another letter to his dearest one "husband".

My Dearest one:
At first take my cordial Love and thank you for sending 100 nos of kisses insteate of monthly family cost. However, expense of your 100 kissses which are given details in the below:

a) The house onwer take 25 kisses against monthly rent.
b) The shop keeper took 20 kisses againest different food items, yet he is not satisfied with kiss, he wants more......... and more.
c) The other persons took 30 kisses from me for there dues, please do not woried I am manageing every body any way...................Still I have 20 nos of kissess with me, I can maintain this month any way by slling your kisses,dear, what about you inform me soon.

your beloved one.
 
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on: Nov 19, 2014
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tags: miz E D
language: en

You broke into so many pieces
Then those pieces broke into
So many other pieces
So you had to put yourself
Back together
In a million different ways
Pull yourself up, pick yourself up
Glue yourself back together
In ways that can’t even be counted

You sit there and you ask yourself
How someone can be broken into
So many pieces
How does a tree crumble
Into a pile of grey ashes?
But

Maybe that’s not what you should
Be asking yourself
Maybe you should be asking yourself
How a tree like you
That has been nothing but a pile
Of burnt ash

Can

With its hands
Pick out all those tiny molecules
Put them back together again
Mingling them with each other
Blowing back in the breath of life
So that it will form again
Into branches, into bark
Into leaves and veins
A completely different tree
Than it ever was before
Not the same shape
Not the same fruits
Not the same colours
The veins running through
Your leaves like spiderwebs
Are not even the same patterns
As before
Because you had to remake yourself
Remould yourself
You breathed life into your
Own self
Pulled yourself together
Glued your parts back into place
 
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score: 9.37792

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on: Nov 19, 2014
ratings: 3

language: en



Friendship is a priceless gift
That can't be bought or sold,
But its value is far greater
Than a mountain made of gold.

For gold is cold and lifeless,
It cannot see nor hear,
And in your times of touble,
It is powerless to cheer.

It has no earsto listen,
No heart to understand.
It cannot bring you comfort
Or reach out a helping hand.

So when you ask God for a gift,
Be thankful that he sends,
Not diamonds, pearls, or riches,
But the love of a real, true friend.
 
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on: Nov 18, 2014
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language: en

Kabhi Kitabon Mein Phul Rakhna
Kabhi Darakhton Pe Nam Likhna

Hamein Bhi Hai Yad Aj Tak Wo
Nazar Se Harf-E-Salam Likhna

Wo Chand Chehre Wo Behki Baten
Sulagte Din The Mehakti Raten
Wo Chote-Chote Se Kagzon Par
Muhabbaton K Payam Likhna

Gulab Chehron Se Dil Lagana
Wo Chupke Chupke Nazar Milana
Wo Arzuon K Khwab Bunna
Wo Qissa-E-Natamam Likhna

Mere Nagar Ki Hasin Fizao
Kahin Jo Un K Nishan Pao
To Puchna Ye Kahan Base Ho
Kahan Hain Un Ka Qayam Likhna

Gai Ruton Mein ‘hassan’ Hamara
Bas Ek Hi To Ye Mashgala Tha
Kisi K Chehre Ko Subah Kahna
Kisi Ki Zulfon Ko Sham Likhna

Urdu Poet Hassan Rizvi


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on: Nov 16, 2014
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tags: poem
language: en

जिंदगी में कुछ दोस्त खास बन गये
मिले तो मुलाकात और बिछड़े तो याद बन गये
कुछ दोस्त धीरे धीरे फिसलते चले गये
पर जो दिल से ना गये वो आप बन गये




Met some friends in life-met and became World War II soldiers became, remember something mate slowly phislate the heart were not gone that you became Jai Shri Krishna
 
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on: Nov 16, 2014
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tags: Friends
language: en

Now that you are here
I have nothing to fear
With you is where I belong
I know it, I feel it so strong
Nothing has been more clear
That it is your love I hold so dear
Deep inside is the cry of my heart
I never ever want us to part
I am a hopeless, romantic women
Doing the best she can
To show you for sure
That my love for you is pure
I will do whatever it takes
I don’t care about the stakes
You and only you I want
A prayer I know God will grant.
You make me laugh when I want to cry,
Make me live when I want to die,
Make me smile when I want to frown,
You turn my life upside down.
Believe in me when no one else does
You’re my now, my is, my was.
When you call my name I begin to blush,
I'm afraid people notice I need you so much.
When I'm with you time flies by fast.
It's like the present is the past.
I need you more than you can believe,
Love you more than you can conceive.
Think about you every night and day
And hope my life can stay this way
I don't want it to be any other way.

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on: Nov 15, 2014
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tags: I TRUSTED YOU
language: en


I trusted you! You let me down! You lied to me when I wasn’t around. You gave yourself to someone else. After all we had you gave it up!
Hearts are now broken beyond repair, but I will go on without a care! Trust you see are promises kept not thrown away like trash in a heap.
Love once had and now ruined with no good reason. In the blink of an eye it changed the seasons. Deceit and confessions it took its toll, like sin and the corrosion of the soul.
Sadness lingers but it will be alright because healing comes during the night. You say you’ll be back and see me someday but time cannot erase what happened today.
So forget I was yours and forget me always, there is nothing left to look for I say! I knew you once and it caused me pain you won’t get a chance to do it again.
You made me suffer and you made me wait, thinking that I had made a mistake! Knowing the pain that was being caused you didn’t care you didn’t pause!
Don’t worry yourself any longer it’s over and done your free to move on with your choices and fun. Not once did you say you were sorry to me only justification’s and reasons for hurting me.
I can forgive BUT I will not forget the things that have happened and your promises un kept. The Sun will not shine, and the moon will not glow, the mountains have crumbled and the oceans run dry. My tears for us will never die.
I will miss you and morn your loss forever!
Cindy

 
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score: 9.30162

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on: Nov 14, 2014
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tags: chikku
language: en

Every day I am near to loose my valuable thing of life.....
She just smiled for me,
She laugh for me every day to make me happy,
She kept her saro secret,
She always cryied for me,
She made my life beautiful,
She is the angle sent by heaven,
She waited for answer,
She asked me everytime,
Will u will u marry me chikku,
Just smiled n said yes,
Now our love won in life we lost ourself
She is my one
Miss u chinnu
 
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on: Nov 14, 2014
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tags: Cici
language: en

Always my love
I have a love always on my mind; he is wise beyond his years always loving sweet and kind.
He picks me up when I am down and makes me smile when he is around...
We met one day on a social site and since this day nothing has been my light...
My baby is strong and proud with loving words that keep me sound....
We laugh and joke with flirting play... Little does he know how he makes my day....?
Though he is wise beyond his years giving his words to dry my tears...
Smiling and trying to hide his own all because he is so all alone...?
My love for him will never cease I will carry him through no matter the place.
This one thing is for sure I am here for you and forever more...
Oceans may separate us but nothing will ever keep you from my heart...
I love you. My baby
Written by
Cindy L Poole 10/28/2014
 
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on: Nov 14, 2014
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tags: P()()j@
language: en

Mukammal Kartey Kartey Jis Ko Adhoora Choor Dia
Terey Haathoon Ki Bani Hoi Woh Tasveer Hon Mein

Aik Terey Siwa Sab Kuch To Hai Paas Merey
Kiun Kay Ab Terey Liye Shayed Buhat Haqeer Hoon Mein

Kuch To Hai Kay Jis Ki Kami Si Hai Waris~
Haan! Muhabbat Kay Maamley Mein Aik Faqeer Hoon Mein

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Waris Shah


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average: 10.0

on: Nov 14, 2014
ratings: 10

tags: SHARU
language: en

There are parties everywhere ,
To celebrate children's day today,
The birthday of Chacha Nehru,
The first Prime Minister of India,
Who loved children and cared always....

Children of modern INDIA ,today
Are pampered with all sophisticated
Computers,smart phones,super bikes,
Costly cars,bank balance in their accounts ,
Freedom to go and come out day and night.......

Instead of giving all these, I request you parents,
Please give a valuable gift of your time to them,
Please be there when your children need you,
Mothers should open the door when children come home,
Father should be available when children need guidance....

Save your children from the clutches of the internet,
Engage them somewhere in good places where they grow,
Take your children when you go to see your relatives ,
Visit your village and spend some time with the nature,
The new leaves should recognize the value of their roots.....

Children are the bricks of the foundation of a nation,
They are the shoulders to give support at your old age,
Its in your hand to make a proper use of your children,,
To bring them up and to make good citizens of tomorrow
Its in your hand to give beautiful shape to the pots of wet clay.....by SHARU..14..NOV.14
 
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on: Nov 13, 2014
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tags: lifee
language: en





sagar ki lehro ko aj b pathar bankar chhume ja rha hu
gardish m h jb aj b taare hr lehar ki choot jeeye ja rha hu
jamane ki thokro s apn khuwab aj b bunye ja rha hu
manjil kadmo k share aj b aishta-2 h jisp chhaltye ja rha hu
hosle h aj b armano m waqt ki khuwaish samjh phadhe ja rha hu
apn dard ka hisab kisi or ki jndg m aj b likhe ja rha hu
kisi s mile asko s apni ankhe aj b naam kre ja rha hu
kadmo s giira jha b jism ko sambhal kr aj b asma k taare giine ja rha hu
khuds pucha imtehan aj b kitnye h jinhe main diye ja rha hu
paichain nahi h aj b mre chhere ki waqt s umid main kiye ja rha hu
koi kitab na ho mujh par aj b bus kuch chand alfaz kalam s chhode ja rha hu
astitv k jeetnye ki khatir aj b apni alag duniya chhunye ja rha hu
dagar p mila jo b kankar use aj b apn dil m rakhe ja rha hu
aj b chhat h jndg k karmo ko gulam banane ki isly logo n jo b kha use krodh m dabaye ja rha hu
aj b umid h apni manjil pane ki jise apn gam s sichhe ja rha hu
 
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on: Nov 13, 2014
ratings: 7

tags: ***
language: en

It seems like yesterday
The sparkling white drapery
Just returned from laundry
Now, has so many colours on it.
Who coloured it ?
Did I do it ?
When did it happen ?
Was I sunk into oblivion ?

I looked at the colouration
The amazing differentiation
Hunger and humiliation
Terror and agitation
Spots of vexation
Mutual affection
Strong aversion
The boon companion
The blood connection
Meaningless perpetuation
In a long succession
But,
Where is your location ?
I need to send the drapery,
Back to the laundry.
 
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