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on: Sep 4, 2015
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tags: ms
language: en

''ae hawa aj use meri kahni kha ja
mere anuso ki har baat kha ja
uske lamhe m koi aash kha ja....

''use yaad jab bhi karu,
meri har rhu bebas ho jati hai
isly mere gamo ko use kha ja
dhub rahi hai jndgi aj uski yaado m
isly use mere jajbaato k alfaz kha ja....

''ae hawa aj use meri kahni kha ja
jab tu chhuti thi use jalta tha y dil
mgr aj use mere hone ka ehsas de ja
ansu jo aj nikle lahu k
use bus aj mere gamo ki baat kha ja....

''mere anuso ki har baat kha ja
lahu banke jo bha rahe hai ask
uska ek katra use kha ja
dhub rahi hai jndgi aj uski yaado m
isly use mere jajbaato k alfaz kha ja....

''uske lamhe m koi aash kha ja
biit rahi hai asko k dariya m jingdi
tutte khuwabo m koi diip kha ja
marti hai har sisak aj
fir bhi use hal-e-dil kha ja.....

''ae hawa aj use meri kahni kha ja
meri har sains ka ehsas use de ja
mere anuso ki har baat kha ja
motiyo s ask uske hatoo m de ja
uske lamhe m koi aash kha ja
wo jinda rahe use meri umr de ja.....







'' ayega ek roj wo khuwabo me bhi
apne irado ke saath,bhula hai na wo apni jiid s
fir bhi tujhe apne sapne de jayega...........
 
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on: Sep 3, 2015
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language: en

Small happiness .... While the joy is in our Sun hand take away the face is worth living, worth dreaming, it is worth being While still singing bird River is the source of the taste is worth a laugh, enjoy Worth Loving Somewhere in all of us is the child's footprint small fortune and their taste While laughter suppresses tears We welcome usually days worth living, worth dreaming, it is worth being While we still have dreams circulates in our blood red is worth a laugh, enjoy, worth Love Somewhere in all of us is the child's footprint small fortune And their taste While the joy is in a letter While still singing bird is worth living, worth dreaming, you might want to be As long suppressed tears of laughter While we still have dreams should laugh, enjoy, should love while we still have dreams While I, while you ...
Show the world That
happiness exists IN
all corners of the universe ...
are small drops that Make a
poem called "Hope"!
That be beautiful and sweet your life ...
That in it you find all beautiful things:
the song of birds, the scent of flowers,
the smile of a child, the purity of a look,
 
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on: Sep 2, 2015
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language: en

THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE
Once a Friend asked Me:
"What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?"
I said:
"You should Share Responsibilities with due Love and Respect. Then absolutely there will be no Problems."
He asked;
"Can you explain?"
I said:
"In my House, I take Decisions on Bigger Issues whereas my Wife decides on Smaller Issues. We do not Interfere in each other's Decisions."
Still not Convinced, he asked me:
"Give me some Examples".
I said:
"Smaller issues like, what to buy for Kids, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my Wife. I just agree to it "
He again asked:
"Then, what is your Role?"
I said:
"My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether Vidharbha should be formed or not, whether Dhoni should retire from Cricket , Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, Wife NEVER, objects to any of these decisions"...
P.S.: Pagle ne Shadi hi nahi kiya and Gifted me MontBlanc Pen.
‪#‎Samajh_To_Gaye_Hoge‬#
 
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on: Sep 2, 2015
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tags: Ulfat
language: en

Ulfat Ka Jab Kisi Ne Liya Naam Ro Pade
Apni Wafa Ka Soch Ke Anjaam Ro Pade ..



Har Shaam Ye Sawaal Mohabbat Se Kya Mila
Har Shaam Ye Jawwab Ke Har Shaam Ro Pade ..



Raah-e-wafa Mein Humko Khushi Ki Talaash Thee
Do Gaam Hi Chale The Ke Har Gaam Ro Pade ..



Rona Naseeb Mein Hai To Auron Se Kya Gila
Apne Hi Sar Liya Koi Ilzaam Ro Pade..
 
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on: Sep 2, 2015
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tags: I MISS YOU
language: en

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Kisi roj shaam ke waqt,
Sooraj ke aaram ke waqt..
Mil jaaye saath tera,
Haath mein le ke haath tera..
Door kahin tanhai mein,
Duniya se judaai mein..
Apne sang bithaau tujhe,
Dil ka haal sunaau tujhe..
Tere haath ke lakeeron mein,
Talaash apna naam karun..
Usi waqt iraada karun,
Phir milne ka waada karun..
Kisi roj shaam ke waqt,
Sooraj ke aaram ke waqt….
Mil jaaye saath tera.. !!


I MISS YOU SO MUCH.
 
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on: Sep 1, 2015
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tags: P()()j@
language: en


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Meri har baat me usi ki baat rehti hai
Naa jane kyon dil ko har pal kisi ki aas rehti hai
Sirf or sirf usi ke Didaar ki Tadap rehti hai
Wo samajhta hai mere dil ki har baat
Isliye ye juban khamosh rehti hai
Mere Dil ki Dhrakan, meri jaan hai wo
Mere har khayal me ussi ki yaad rehti hai
Wo hai duniya me sabse pyaara mujhe
Meri har baat me usi ki baat rehti hai
Uske aane se aa jati hai chahre pe ronak
Wo naa ho to meri to duniya ujad si rehti hai
Uska pyar ka ijhaar bhi meri jaan leta hai
Meri har baat me usi ki baat aati hai


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on: Aug 30, 2015
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tags: P()()j@
language: en

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Wo Meri Soch Hai . . .
Koi Our Usy Sochey To Q . . .?

Wo Mere Labon Ka Naghma Hai . . .
Koi Our Usy Gungaye To Q . . . ?

Wo Meri Chahat Hai . . .
Koi Our Usey Chahy To Q . . . ?

Wo Meri Nazar Ka Aina Hai . . .
Koi Our Usey Dekhy To Q . . . ?

Wo Sirf Our Sirf Meri Kushi Hai . . .
Koi Our Usy Mangy To Q . . . ?,,,




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on: Aug 30, 2015
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tags: P()()j@
language: en



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Vo kehta hai—
”..batao besabab kyu rooth jaati ho..”
Mai kehti hu—
”..zara mujhko manao,acha lagta hai..”

Vo kehta hai—
”..mera dil tumse kyu nahi bharta..”
Me kehti hn—
”..mohabbat ki koi hadd nahi hoti..”

Vo kehta hai—
”..batao mai tumhe kyu bhaa gaya itna..”
Me kehti hn—
”..meri jaan haadse to ho hi jaate hai..”

Vo kehta hai—
”..achanak mai tumhe yun hi rula du to..”
Me kehti hn—
”..mujhe darr hai k tum bhi bheeg jaaoge




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on: Aug 29, 2015
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tags: RAPE
language: en

RAPE ….. The Ugly 4 - Letter Word that just won’t go away. I have another word to Add behind that word…CASTRATION !!

Indian Tribunal Orders 2 Sisters Raped As Punishment For Brother's Elopement
The unofficial council says the man ran away with a married woman of a higher caste.
An unelected, all-male village council in India has decided to punish a man who eloped with a married woman by ordering his two sisters to be raped. The two women, ages 23 and 15, fled their village in the Baghpat district after the decision was handed down on July 30.
The Times of India reports that the brother ran away with a woman who belonged to a higher caste.
Now, a petition from Amnesty International is calling on the Indian Supreme Court to help the sisters return home. The NGO has slammed the "disgusting ruling," made by a so-called kangaroo court. These tribunals operate outside of the country's legitimate legal system, Amnesty International said.
"More often than not they are made up of older men from dominant castes, who prescribe rules for social behavior and interaction in villages," the group said.
Other family members who fled with the sisters say they fear for their lives should they return, and their home has already been looted by other villagers. According to Amnesty International, they have filed a petition with the Supreme Court asking for protection, and say they've also experienced harassment from local police.
The petition has garnered more than 40,000 signatures in protest of the rape punishment. The unelected council also mandated that the sisters be paraded naked with blackened faces around their town.
Despite government efforts to address India's high levels of rape, sentences from local tribunals have continued. A similar incident made headlines last year when a 20-year-old woman was ordered to be gang-raped after village elders objected to her relationship with another man. The unofficial court said her actions violated local codes, the BBC reported at the time.
With a societal disregard for sexual violence, a lack of police action and familial pressure to keep rape quiet as a trifecta of opposition towards further action against the crime.
 
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on: Aug 28, 2015
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language: en

Inhi Mein Ulfat Inhi Mein Nafrat

Sawab Aankhen,
Azaab Aankhen

Kbhi Nazar
Mein Bala
Ki Shokhi

Kbhi Srapa
Hijab
Aankhen

Kbhi
Chhupati
Hain Raaz
Dil K

Kbhi
Hain
Dil Ki
Kitab
Aankhen

Kisi Nay
Dekhi
To Jheel
Jesi

Kisi
Nay Payeen
Sraab
Aankhen

Wo Aaye
To Log
Mujh
Sy Bolay

Hzoor
Aankhen,
Janab
Aankhen

Ajeeb
Tha Guftagu
Ka
Aalam

Sawal
Koi,
Jawab
Aankhen

Ye
Mast
Mast
Be-Misal
Aankhen

Nshay
Sy Hr
Dm
Nidhal
Aankhen

Uthen
To
Hosh-o-Hwaas
Chheenen

Giren
To Kr
Den
Kamal
Aankhen

Koi
Hai
In
K
Karam
Ka
Talib

""""""""""""""" JANO """"""""
Kisi
Ka Shok-e-Wisal
"""" Aankhien """
 
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on: Aug 28, 2015
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tags: SHARU..
language: en

,,,....ITS A MIRAGE...
Happiness in this world is ,
Nothing but a mirage .....!
People run behind it ,
It appears it exists from far ,
Disappears when you go near .
It never quenches your thirst . ....!

People lose their inner peace ,
When they are on the chase .!
You were happy when you were a child ,
Under the protection of your parents .
Once you got family of your own ,
The series of miseries challenge you. ..!

In the struggle, happiness is lost.
Body and mind get tired and old ,
Torn by the numerous diseases,
Tossed between duties and responsibilities
You will find no trace of happiness.
Life is a mirage ,an illusion of happiness...!.................WRITTEN BY SHARU...28.8.15
 
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on: Aug 28, 2015
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When i close my eyes at night
I wish you were by me holding me tight.
Iwish you could look deep in my eyes '
And tell me that i mean world to you
And loving me is all you want to do.........

cause , all i want to do
is to be loved by you..

I wish you could whisper in my ear
And tell me you want me near ..
Loving you is all i have in my mind
And i will love you time after sweet time....


And when i close my eyes tonight ,
I will dream of you holding me tight......
 
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on: Aug 26, 2015
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tags: try this
language: en

मास्टर: नदी में निम्बू के पेड़ से निम्बू कैसे तोड़ोगे? छोटू: चिड़िया बनकर! मास्टर: तुझे चिड़िया कौन बनाएगा? छोटू: जो नदी में पेड़ लगाएगा!
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मैडम: बच्चो बताओ सबसे ज्यादा नशा किसमे होता है? छोटू: जी किताब में! मैडम: वो कैसे? छोटू: जी खोलते ही नींद आने लग जाती है!
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
स्कूल के पीछे नदी में प्रिंसिपल डूब रहा था! सुरेश ने देखा और जोर जोर से चिल्लाते हुये भागा! . . . कल छुट्टी है! कल छुट्टी है!
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टीचर: बच्चो, ऐसा वाक्य बनाओ जिस में उर्दू, हिंदी, पंजाबी और इंग्लिश का प्रयोग हुआ हो! छोटू: मैडम, इश्क दी गली विच नो एंट्री
 
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on: Aug 26, 2015
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tags: SHARU..
language: en

Title: Fidelity
Author: William Wordsworth [More Titles by Wordsworth]

A barking sound the Shepherd hears,
A cry as of a Dog or Fox;
He halts, and searches with his eyes
Among the scatter'd rocks:
And now at distance can discern
A stirring in a brake of fern;
From which immediately leaps out
A Dog, and yelping runs about.

The Dog is not of mountain breed;
It's motions, too, are wild and shy;
With something, as the Shepherd thinks,
Unusual in its' cry:
Nor is there any one in sight
All round, in Hollow or on Height;
Nor shout, nor whistle strikes his ear;
What is the Creature doing here?

It was a Cove, a huge Recess,
That keeps till June December's snow;
A lofty Precipice in front,
A silent Tarn [1] below!
Far in the bosom of Helvellyn,
Remote from public Road or Dwelling,
Pathway, or cultivated land;
From trace of human foot or hand.

There, sometimes does a leaping Fish
Send through the Tarn a lonely chear;
The Crags repeat the Raven's croak,
In symphony austere;
Thither the Rainbow comes, the Cloud;
And Mists that spread the flying shroud;
And Sun-beams; and the sounding blast,
That, if it could, would hurry past,
But that enormous Barrier binds it fast.

Not knowing what to think, a while
The Shepherd stood: then makes his way
Towards the Dog, o'er rocks and stones,
As quickly as he may;
Nor far had gone before he found
A human skeleton on the ground,
Sad sight! the Shepherd with a sigh
Looks round, to learn the history.

From those abrupt and perilous rocks,
The Man had fallen, that place of fear!
At length upon the Shepherd's mind
It breaks, and all is clear:
He instantly recall'd the Name,
And who he was, and whence he came;
Remember'd, too, the very day
On which the Traveller pass'd this way.

But hear a wonder now, for sake
Of which this mournful Tale I tell!
A lasting monument of words
This wonder merits well.
The Dog, which still was hovering nigh,
Repeating the same timid cry,
This Dog had been through three months' space
A Dweller in that savage place.

Yes, proof was plain that since the day
On which the Traveller thus had died
The Dog had watch'd about the spot,
Or by his Master's side:
How nourish'd here through such long time
He knows, who gave that love sublime,
And gave that strength of feeling, great
Above all human estimate.



[Footnote 1: A Tarn is a small Mere or Lake mostly high up in the
mountains.]



-THE END-
William Wordsworth's poem: Fidelity.................( beg permission to share )
 
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on: Aug 26, 2015
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language: en

THIS IS MY INDIA ---I LOVE MY INDIA
1. We live in a nation where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg and Sim Card is free.
2. Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police.
3. Car loan @ 5% but education loan @ 12%.
4. Students with 45% get in elite institutions thru quota system and those with
90% get out because of merit
5. Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the
money to any charity. 2 IPL teams are auctioned at 3300 crores and we
are still a poor country where people starve for 2 square meals per day.
6. Where the footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, but
vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath.
7. Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the
path to be famous.
8. Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within one year while
public transport bridges alone take several years to be completed.
9. Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash
liquids with real lemon.

Think about it!
If you cross the The North Korean border illegally, you get ..... 12 years hard labour in an isolated prison .....
If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you get ..... detained indefinitely .....
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get ..... shot .....
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you get ..... jailed .....
If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you get ..... kidnapped and
may be never heard of - again ....
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you get ..... branded as a spy and your fate sealed .....
If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you get ..... thrown into a political prison to rot ....
If you cross the British border illegally, you get ..... arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be
deported after serving your sentence .....
Now ....
if you were to cross the Indian border illegally, you get .....
1. A ration card
2. A passport ( even more than one - if you please ! )
3. A driver's license
4. A voter identity card 5. Credit cards
6. A Haj subsidy
7. Job reservation
8. Special privileges for minorities
9. Government housing on subsidized rent
10. Loan to buy a house
11. Free education
12. Free health care
13. A lobbyist in New Delhi , with a bunch of media morons and a bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting
your cause
14. The right to talk about secularism, which you have not heard about in your own country !
15. And of-course ..... voting rights to elect corrupt politicians who will promote your community
for their selfish interest in securing your votes !!!
16. and right to fight election for MLA or MP Hats off ..... to the .....
A. Corrupt and communal Indian politicians
B. The inefficient and corrupt Indian police force
C. The silly pseudo-secularists in India , who promote traitors staying here
D. The amazingly lenient Indian courts and legal system. That's why people like Afzal Guru are still alive, same will
happen with Kasab.
E. WE self centered Indian citizens, who are not bothered about the dangers to our own country.
F. The illogically brainless human-rights activists, who think that terrorists deserve to be dealt with by archaic laws meant for an era, when human beings were human beings.

THE MINIMUM U CAN DO IS FORWARD THIS TO ALL
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INCREDIBLE INDIA!
 
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on: Aug 26, 2015
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Though all of us love the taste, he knows well, he knows by heart
Sometimes it was a tear, joy or waiting.

Everything I have, everything I know, I discover again and again
Do not go back, he wants to believe that I will be forever yours.

No one ever me, I loved that touch not soothed
So do not say anything, for hundreds of words, just the touch of your hand.


Everything I have, everything I know, I discover again and again
Do not go back, I want to believe that I will be forever yours.

Slow colors, the colors of our dreams, like the new series of inscrutable events
And everything I learned, is an entirely new taste, because now the world is changing, it's you and me.

Everything I have, everything I know, I discover again and again
Do not go back, I want to believe that I will be forever yours.
 
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Psalm for you ... although you do not have eyes more blue, than That one was. That what was once the jokes sky in pieces kidnapped. Although you do not have eyes cloudy as a storm in late summer, you - every summer and every storm my world. I ask the stars indicate which way was misguided, Why all the world desires that you 'chose me / LES? The star, Which in the river is still browsing, it does not. Why all the world desires chose / column do you? Why all the world desires chose / column you? Put me on your shoulder, Put like Stamp heart. Feel the taste My desires. As a seal, Please, put me. although you do not have The Hand That cheek as the fire burn. Boy's hand after Which it was in the dresser scarf. although you do not have hands like this, at the heart of key hits, It's your hand, yet my hand always looking for. I ask the stars indicate which way was misguided. Why all the world desires that you 'chose me / LES? The star, Which in the river is still browsing, it does not. Why all the world desires chose / column you? Why all the world desires chose / column you? Put Me On your shoulder, Put like Stamp heart. Feel the taste My desires. As a seal, Please, put me. Psalm for you ... Although you do not have eyes more blue, than that one was. That what it used to joke sky in pieces kidnapped . Although you do not have eyes cloudy as a storm in late summer, you - every summer and every storm my world. I ask the stars what way indicate stray was, why all the desire in the world is you I have chosen / Les? Star, which in the river still browsing, it does not. Why of all desires in the world have chosen / column you? Why are all the desires of the world chose / column you? Put me on your shoulder, Put a Stamp on the heart. Feel the taste My thirst. How stamp , Please, put me. Although you do not have the hand that cheek as the fire burns. Hand the boy, after which it was in the dresser scarf. Although you do not have hands like this, at the heart of key hits, it's your hand after hand, my always looking for . I ask the stars what way indicate stray was, why all the desire in the world is you I have chosen / Les? Star, which in the river is still browsing, it does not. Why of all desires in the world have chosen / column you? Why with all the desire in the world I have chosen / column you? Put me on your shoulder, Put a Stamp on the heart. Feel the taste My thirst. As the seal, please, put me.
 
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on: Aug 25, 2015
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language: en

This Is A MUST Read For Everybody.. Long Buy WORTH It like emoticon
*2nd January 2010*
'Did you see Radhika's awesome pictures dude?'
'No bro, show me'
'Sure, here are they, on the internet too.'
'Bhai, oh my my my.
Who uploaded them?'
'Her boyfriend, who was said quarreling with her a last night.'
'Bhai she's the most beautiful girl in our school. How can he just. Over a fight?'
'Offo chhod na, what have you got to do.'
***
'She's not eaten anything since last night.', told her mother, to Radhika's dad.
'Why? Is something wrong?'
'I don't know Ji. She's locked herself up and denies to open. She doesn't even answer.'
***
She looked at the the wall hung family picture of her. She sees how daddy's girl brings daddy the broadest smile. She sees yet another picture, hung just below. Her mother and younger brother rejoicing the icecreams.
She didn't let the sharp blade lying beside do harm to her wrists. She couldn't end her life for a moron who she thought to be her 'lover'.
She was another victim. She knew. But locking herself up behind doors was no option. She wiped those tears, threw the blade out of that window.
***
Popped a message on her mobile screen
~see, you denied me of having sex, so I made you famous my love~
~saket, what had I done to you? You asked me for kisses, i agreed. You asked me for nudes, i agreed. But sex was against my conscience. I had trusted you. Trusted you, for the past six years. I didn't deserve this in return of loving you. My dad has already reported against you to the cyber department. If you call me again, nothing would be good for you.
You will pay for this one day!
***
2nd January 2014
The voice of a ringing phone busted the room's silence. Saket had already learnt a lesson after spending a handsome amount of time behind the bars. He was ashamed of his wrong deeds. The beeping of his cell phone had to force him to clear those thoughts aside.
'Hello? Chhoti, kaisi hai?', he was filled with joy after hearing from his sister for so long.
'Haaji, I'm Mrs. Gupta, Janvi's neighbour. Her roommate has traveled to her hometown this morning. When i entered the hall to give Janvi rajma chawal, she was already hanging below the fan. You come here as soon a possible.'
***
Dear
Saket Bhaiyya,
I'm sorry. I didn't tell you i had a boyfriend. I knew you would be angry. We both had some intimate moments together, which he recorded and made viral. I didn't know how would I face you after all this. Here I now wish to end my life and depart to mom and dad. I will tell them how much you miss them.
I love you Bhaiyya, please forgive me.
Your sister,
Janvi.
 
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on: Aug 25, 2015
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language: en

In a Nursery School Canteen...
There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it smile emoticon
"Do not take more than one, God is watching"
On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.! 😜😜
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KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...?
DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…
KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…
Moral :- Don’t be over smart...
 
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Life comes with no guarantees~~~~
No time outs , No second chances,
You just have to live life to the fullest~~~~

Laugh as much as you can ~~~~
Spend all your money ,
Tell someone what they mean to you ,
Tell someone off , speak out ~~~~

Dance in the pouring rain ~~~~
Hold someone's hand ,
Comfort a friend , pig out ~~~~

Fall asleep , watching the sun come up~~~~
Stay up late , be a flirt ,
Smile until your face hurts ~~~~

Don't be afraid to take chances or Fall in love~~~~
And most of all live in the moment
Because when you look back someday
Knowing you have no regrets~~~~

It is going to be what make you SMILE:):)

 
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