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score: 9.30162

average: 10.0

on: Aug 25, 2016
ratings: 2

tags: poem
language: en

The Ghost of me
Throw me down from the sky. What are you waiting for ?
Watch my body being hit by the sharpest mountains.
The wind will pour my blood in the rivers and fountains.
Then you shall go home and close your door.
Don’t also forget to lock up your windows...
And burn everything which reminds you of me.
Try not to sleep, ‘cause I will come in your dreams,
I will live in your mind and reflect in your mirrors.
I will come to you as a woman and a little kid
And I won’t leave until I see you scream and cry.
I want to see the same pain in your eyes.
Maybe then you will think of me as much as I did !!!
 
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score: 9.30162

average: 10.0

on: Aug 25, 2016
ratings: 1

tags: That love,
language: en

I just wanted to say that it was not easy. That love, when it is too, is scary. That sometimes you want to run away. That there is always always bears its own, but you do your best every day. That even the best of love at the beginning or in the middle, or the end, it was also the worst. That one hurts, we hurt then feel bad twice and try to heal and tighten more. I just wanted to say not to be fooled by the phrase 'if it is true love does not suffer'. It's not true. Even true love, just because you love, hurts. only then just a kiss. Because there is love, because there is the courage, because there is the will. That sometimes you would want to run away so far away that I could not see each other anymore, but just look into his eyes to find a reason to stay. No, not ONE reason, but IL reason. I meant that sometimes happen to not recognize, but it never lasts too much and too hard if it means that no one has ever known enough. I wanted to say that love, when it is too much, scares you .. but is more frightening to be without."
 
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score: 9.66804

average: 10.0

on: Aug 24, 2016
ratings: 11

tags: P()()j@
language: en

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Sochta Hoon Aksar Aakhir Kya Fark Hai Tujhme Aur Mehtaab Mein
Dono Haasil Nahi Mujhe, Mil sakta Hoon Main Sirf Khvaab Mein 

Kabhi Yuh Bhi Ho Ke Duniya Ki Bheed Se Nikal Kar Tu Mujhse Mil
Kuch To Rishta Hai Tera-Mera,Jaise Rishta Ho Lafz Aur Kitaab Mein

Teri ZulfeiN Ho Inn Khandhon Par,Tera Chehra Mere Haathon Mein
Chup Naa Raho Tum, Aaj Kuch To Kaho Tum bhi  Mere Jawaaab Mein

Shaam Hote Hi Paimaana Haath Mein Liye Phirta Hoon Main..!!!
Jo Nasha Tumhari Ankhon MeN Hai Kahaan Woh Nasha Kisi Sharaab Mein

Mujh se Bahut Kuch keh Jaati HaiN Teri Yeh Khamosh Si NigaheN,
Main Bhi Jaanta Hoon 'Judai' Likhi Hai Zindagi Ke Iss Hisaab Mein




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average: 10.0

on: Aug 21, 2016
ratings: 2

tags: wonders
language: en

I remember the time when i called a lady who owed me money and she didn't pick my calls. I called 10 times and still no answer.. Then I decided to send her a message -

"Hi madam, I'm not calling for the money issue o, I just wanted to tell you that I just witnessed two girls fighting for your husband in town today, it was a big fight and he was just there watching, and then one of the girls managed to escape and got into his car and they drove away", then l pressed send button.

After some minutes she called and I ignored, she kept calling and I saw 21 missed calls from her and a message which read -

"where was the fight, where did they go, did you recognize the girls please tell me, am falling apart."
I just read and didn't respond.

She calls again 5 times and I don't answer, then another message from her -

"I have your money can we meet and you tell me more?" Then I replied, ok you can transfer the money so that I pass by the Oando filling station to refill, then I will pick you and drive to one of the girls' place cause I know them.

After 2 minutes, I got a transfer alert message, my money was fully paid.

I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby! 😵😵😃😄😀😆

 
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score: 9.48946

average: 10.0

on: Aug 21, 2016
ratings: 5

tags: Dirty CD !!
language: en

Yes .. it hurts your departure !!
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But I am no longer waiting for you !!
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I do not deny that I adored you someday ..
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Perhaps I still love you even now.
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But I assure you that, if he returned my time
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You are the only one who will deleted of my memory
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Because you're the only one who hurts me as much as i loved !!
 
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score: 9.30162

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on: Aug 21, 2016
ratings: 1

tags: LIFES RULE
language: en

٩(●̮̃•)۶ Pay back borrowed money as soon as possible no matter how little the amount is.

٩(●̮̃•)۶ When using someone else phone or computer don't go through their stuff without their permission.

٩(●̮̃•)۶ When you borrow someone's car fill up the tank as a way of saying thanks you.

٩(●̮̃•)۶ Don't break up with someone over text messages.
when someone buys you food or coffee , try to return a favor with in a week.

٩(●̮̃•)۶ Don't smoke when someone around you its visibly uncomfortable.

٩(●̮̃•)۶ Turn a volume down when you are watching a video or playing a game on your phone in public place or better yet, use head phones.

٩(●̮̃•)۶ If you stay the night at someone's house make the bed or fold the blankets when you leave.

٩(●̮̃•)۶ Don't use speaker phone to have a two conversation unless your hands are unable to hold the phone.

٩(●̮̃•)۶ When someone else cook for you, offer to help clean up the kitchen.

٩(●̮̃•)۶Always leave the last piece to the person who bought it unless they insist they wont eat it.

٩(●̮̃•)۶ In case you miss a call , drop a message as soon as possible if your unable to call.

٩(●̮̃•)۶ Don't let your arguments escalate in public.Fine some place else to continue arguing so others wont feel uncomfortable.

٩(●̮̃•)۶ If you as your friends for help with some house work, feed them as payment
 
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on: Aug 21, 2016
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tags: health
language: en


Don’t do this when you have Period, it Might be Deadly-All Women Must Read !

1. Do not drink ice water (it may lead to menstrual blood remaining in the uterine wall, after 5-10 years could lead to “Cyst & Cancer RAHIM”).

2. Do not drink soda water

3. Do not consume coconuts

4. Do not wash because the pores are open you might have a headache. ( it is concerning also for the years that follow, you might have serious headaches as you grow old)

5. Do not eat cucumbers (the substance consisted in cucumber can lead some liquid to stay in the uterus walls).

6. Avoid kick in the lower abdomen, because it might lead to vomiting blood and utters damage.

Share to help !!!
 
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score: 9.74296

average: 10.0

on: Aug 16, 2016
ratings: 16

tags: P()()j@
language: en

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कातिल से वो मेरी खबर पूछते हैं
फिर ज़माने से मेरा सबर पूछते हैं

उजाड़ते हैं खुद ही बहार ए चमन
कैसा है ख़ुलूस ए बशर पूछते हैं

बुझा के शाम ही से रौशन चिराग
कितनी देर में होगी सहर पूछते हैं

न रास्ता पता है न ठिकाना कोई
वो मुझसे क्यों मेरा सफ़र पूछते हैं

सज़ा देते हैं मेरी रज़ा पूछ कर के
लगता है ‘अमूल’ क्या डर पूछते हैं

देते हैं वो खुद ही ज़हर आ कर वो
फिर कितना हुआ है असर पूछते हैं....


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on: Aug 16, 2016
ratings: 1

tags: @
language: en

एक अमीर आदमी अपने प्यारे डॉगी 🐕 के साथ बगीचे में मॉर्निंग वाक कर रहा था।

अचानक झाड़ियों के पीछे से एक नकाबपोश निकला और ताबड़तोड़ 4-5गोलियां कुत्ते को मार दी और अमीर आदमी को कुछ नहीं किया।

आदमी ने नकाबपोश से पूछा: "ये क्या किया भाई!!!"

नकाबपोश बोला: "your wife gave me one lac and said to 'Go kill that son-of-a-bitch"

अमीर आदमी ने नकाबपोश को बाहों में भर लिया और उसे धन्यवाद देते हुए बोला: "भाई! मैं यह तो नहीं जानता की तुम्हारी अंग्रेजी टीचर कौन थी मगर मैं उनका हमेशा अहसानमंद रहूंगा"।
 
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score: 9.30162

average: 10.0

on: Aug 14, 2016
ratings: 1

tags: WRITING
language: en

In this life, we can meet and experience so many things, sometimes they gave us happiness or pain but we must choose which were going to put ourselves in. Most importantly i think we need to be open minded to understand everything. Obstacles are nothing if you know where your heart lies, which is to soak in pureness and honesty .Pure and Honest heart = LOVE
 
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score: 9.66804

average: 10.0

on: Aug 14, 2016
ratings: 11

tags: P()()j@
language: en

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अपने तमाम दर्द अता कर चला गया.

ख़ानाबदोश मुझको बना कर चला गया.

मुझसे जुदा हुआ वो मेरा यार इस तरह.

जैसे मेरा वजूद चुरा कर चला गया.

खुशबू सी है हवा में वो आया तो था ज़रूर.

मुझसे मगर निगाह बचा कर चला गया.

रिश्तों में जैसे आज मोहब्बत नहीं बची.

जाने ये कौन आग लगा कर चला गया.

लौटे अमीरज़ादे नुमाईश खरीद कर.

मुफ़लिस था आरज़ू को दबा कर चला गया.

महसूस कर रहा हूं मैं रिश्तों की अब चुभन.

जो भी मिला वो ज़ख़्म हरा कर चला गया.


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score: 9.30162

average: 10.0

on: Aug 13, 2016
ratings: 2

tags: Neel speaks
language: en

This is a killer....u can't stop laughing...
A King enrolled his donkey in a race
& won.
Local paper read:
'KING's ASS WON'
The king was so upset with this kind
of publicity that he gave the donkey
to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN
TOWN"
The king fainted....
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer
for 10$.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS
HER ASS FOR $10"
The queen fainted...
The next day king ordered the queen
to buy back the donkey and leave it
in jungle.
The Next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS
FREE & WILD"
The king died... !!
Thats Media............:P
 
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score: 9.30162

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on: Aug 12, 2016
ratings: 1

language: en

एक बार सत्यभामा ने श्रीकृष्ण से पूछा मैं आप को कैसी लगती हूँ ? श्रीकृष्ण ने कहा तुम मुझे नमक जैसी लगती हो।
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सत्यभामा इस तुलना को सुन कर क्रुद्ध हो गयी, तुलना भी की तो किस से, आपको इस संपूर्ण विश्व में मेरी तुलना करने के लिए और कोई पदार्थ नहीं मिला।
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श्रीकृष्ण ने उस वक़्त तो किसी तरह सत्यभामा को मना लिया और उनका गुस्सा शांत कर दिया।
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कुछ दिन पश्चात श्रीकृष्ण ने अपने महल में एक भोज का आयोजन किया। छप्पन भोग की व्यवस्था हुई।
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सर्वप्रथम आठों पटरानियों को, जिनमें पाकशास्त्र में निपुण सत्यभामा भी थी, से भोजन प्रारम्भ करने का आग्रह किया श्रीकृष्ण ने।
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सत्यभामा ने पहला कौर मुँह में डाला मगर यह क्या.. सब्जी में नमक ही नहीं था।
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सत्यभामा ने उस कौर को मुँह से निकाल दिया। फिर दूसरा कौर मावा-मिश्री का मुँह में डाला और फिर उसे चबाते-चबाते बुरा सा मुँह बनाया और फिर पानी की सहायता से किसी तरह मुँह से उतारा।
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अब तीसरा कौर फिर कचौरी का मुँह में डाला और फिर.. आक्..थू !
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तब तक सत्यभामा का पारा सातवें आसमान पर पहुँच चुका था। जोर से चीखीं.. किसने बनाई है यह रसोइ ?
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सत्यभामा की आवाज सुन कर श्रीकृष्ण दौड़ते हुए सत्यभामा के पास आये और पूछा क्या हुआ देवी ?
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कुछ गड़बड़ हो गयी क्या ? इतनी क्रोधित क्यों हो ? तुम्हारा चेहरा इतना तमतमा क्यूँ रहा है ? क्या हो गया ?
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सत्यभामा ने कहा किसने कहा था आपको भोज का आयोजन करने को ? इस तरह बिना नमक की कोई रसोई बनती है ?
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किसी वस्तु में नमक नहीं है। मीठे में शक्कर नहीं है। एक कौर नहीं खाया गया। किसी तरह से पानी की सहायता से एक कौर मावा का गले से नीचे उतारा।
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श्रीकृष्ण ने बड़े भोलेपन से पूछा, जैसे कुछ हुआ ही नहीं था... तो क्या हुआ बिना नमक के ही खा लेती।
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सत्यभामा फिर चीख कर बोली लगता है दिमाग फिर गया है आपका ? बिना शक्कर के मिठाई तो फिर भी खायी जा सकती है मगर बिना नमक के कोई भी नमकीन वस्तु नहीं खायी जा सकती है।
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तब श्रीकृष्ण ने अपनी बालसुलभ मुस्कान के साथ कहा तब फिर उस दिन क्यों गुस्सा हो गयी थी जब मैंने तुम्हे यह कहा कि तुम मुझे नमक जितनी प्रिय हो।
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अब सत्यभामा को सारी बात समझ में आ गयी की यह सारा वाकया उसे सबक सिखाने के लिए था और उस की गर्दन झुक गयी जबकि अन्य रानियाँ मुस्कुराने लगी।
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कहने का तात्पर्य यह है कि स्त्री जल की तरह होती है, जिसके साथ मिलती है उसका ही गुण अपना लेती है।
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स्त्री नमक की तरह होती है, जो अपना अस्तित्व मिटा कर भी अपने प्रेम-प्यार तथा आदर-सत्कार से परिवार को ऐसा बना देती है।
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माला तो आप सबने देखी होगी। तरह-तरह के फूल पिरोये हुए... पर शायद ही कभी किसी ने अच्छी से अच्छी माला में "गुम" उस सूत को देखा होगा जिसने उन सुन्दर सुन्दर फूलों को एक साथ बाँध कर रखा है।
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लोग तारीफ़ तो उस माला की करते हैं जो दिखाई देती है मगर तब उन्हें उस सूत की याद नहीं आती जो अगर टूट जाये तो सारे फूल इधर-उधर बिखर जाते है।
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कहानी का तात्पर्य यह है कि स्त्री उस सूत की तरह होती है, जो बिना किसी चाह के, बिना किसी कामना के, बिना किसी पहचान के, अपना सर्वस्व खो कर भी किसी के जान-पहचान की मोहताज नहीं होती है...
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और शायद इसीलिए दुनिया राम के पहले सीता को और श्याम के पहले राधे को याद करती है।
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अपने को विलीन कर के पुरुषों को सम्पूर्ण करने की शक्ति भगवान् ने स्त्रियों को ही दी है।
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(((((((((( जय जय श्री राधे )))))))))
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on: Aug 11, 2016
ratings: 5

tags: Shiwani
language: en

You are special to me....
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You are the only one who I would not mind losing sleep for....
The only one who I can never get tired of talking to..........
and the only one who crosses my mind constantly through out the day....
You are the only one who can make me smile without trying ....
bring down my mood without the intention to and affect my emotions with every action of yours....
You are the one I am afraid of losing.......
And the one i want to keep in my Life........
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Thank you for being there for me
 
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on: Aug 10, 2016
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tags: r
language: en

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!
 
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on: Aug 9, 2016
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tags: Neel Speaks
language: en

OneDay..Yamraj came to a Guy and said:

"Hey, today is your last day!"

Guy: "But I a'm not ready!".

Yamraj said: "Well, Today your name is the first on my list...".

Guy:"Okay,then why don't you take a seat and We will drink a COFFEE before we go?"

Yamraj:"All right.. ".

The Guy gave Yamraj some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it.
Yamraj finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!!

The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!

When Yamraj woke up he said to the Guy:"Because you have been so nice to me, now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list.." !!!
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Moral:

Whatever is written in your Destiny ...
Will never change... no matter how much you try....
So, in Bhagwad Geeta- Shri Krishna Says:

"Tu karta woh hai
Jo tu chahata hai,

Par hota woh hai
Jo main chahata hu !

Tu kar woh jo main Chahata hu ....
Fir hoga woh jo tu chahta hai....

It's such meaningful .......
 
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on: Aug 8, 2016
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language: en

You're always there.
When I am sad, mad or just having a bad day,
You're always there.

Doesn't matter what mood I'm in,
You're always there.

Thank you very much,I really appreciate it.
I love the friendship we share but most of all I love you.
You're always there

The sound of your soothing voice is like the sound of a chorus of angels
that fill my heart with joyNo matter how far or near,
You're always there

Forever in my heart you will be for years and years.
Through thick and thin we will stand.
You're always there

We will always be friends forever and ever
You're always there

When it comes down to it,
I will always be there for you
And
You will always be there for me
 
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on: Aug 7, 2016
ratings: 6

language: en

Before you think of saying unkind word, Think of someone who can't speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food, think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your husband or wife, think of someone who is crying out for companion.
Before you complain about life, think of someone who passed away too early.
Before you complain about your children, think of someone who desires children but is barren.
Before you argue about your dirty or messy house, think of the people who are living in the streets.
Before whining about the distance you drive, think who walks the same distance with their feet.
Before you complain about your job, think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.
Before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another, remember that we all have made mistakes.
Life is a gift,.. Live it Enjoy it...Celebrate it....Fulfill it.
 
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हो सके तो मुस्कुराहट बांट यार।
नातों में कुछ सरसराहट बांट यार॥

नीरस सी हो चली है जिंदगी बहुत।
थोडी सी इसमें शरारत बांट यार॥

जहां भी देखो ग़म पसरा है आंसू है।
थोडी सी नातों में हरारत बांट यार॥

नही पूछता कोई भी ग़म इक दूजे के।
लोगों में थोडी सी जियारत बांट यार॥

सब भाग रहे हैं यूं ही इक दूजे के पीछे।
अब सुकून की कोई ईबारत बांट यार॥

जीने का अंदाज़ न जानें कहां खो गया।
नफ़रत छोड प्यार मोहब्बत बांट यार॥

ज़िन्दगी न बीत जाये यूं ही दुख दर्द में।
बेचैनियों को कुछ तो राहत बांट यार ।।



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An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET
BACK $100

An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to make $100 and
goes to the clinic...

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"

Indian : "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops from it
into patient's mouth"

Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"

Indian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"

Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops into his
mouth"

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for
restoring my taste"

Indian : "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined
to get back $100..

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all "

Indian : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100"

Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100"

Indian : "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

You can't beat Indians!!
 
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