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on: Jul 6, 2015
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tags: hai kisme dum?
language: en

मैखाने मे आऊंगा मगर...
पिऊंगा नही साकी...
ये शराब मेरा गम मिटाने की औकात
नही रखती......
 
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She slapped the elderly man as he had been sharing at her in the bus....The man got down at next stop,humiliated...He could not tell her that she looked just like her dead daughter ..............
 
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She got late at office that day and she had to go home alone.
She started walking towards the auto stand
But it was too late,
she had to
wait for an auto.
She felt like someone was
following her,
she turned back and 'Bhoo' he said.
She got scared and he laughed out loud.
Her office colleague it was.
"I'm here because
I can't let you walk alone
towards the auto stand and don't worry
I'll be
with you till you get an auto.
You are my
responsibility"
he said.
After ten minutes of wait,
An auto came but no
passenger was in there.
She knew that this
could probably be the last auto to pass by.
She
looked in an uncomfortable manner
At the
auto driver.
"Don't worry sister,
I'll drop you at your home
safely.
You are my responsibility"
the auto
driver said.
She sat in.
Her home was in a dark lane,
she had to walk
almost five minutes in the lane to reach her
home.
She entered the lane and a mid-aged
man was smoking and looking at her.
It was a neighbour.
He threw the cigarette
away and said
"Come i'll walk with you till you
reach home.
Don't worry beti you are like my
daughter only.
You are my responsibility"
The girl finally reached home safely.
Everytime i gave a pause in the write up, you
must have felt that something wrong will
happen.
This fear is what our society has given
us.
It will no longer have an existance if every
man be like that office colleague or the auto
driver or the neighbour.
Dear men, like your sister, mother and wife are
your responsibilities,
'She' is your
responsibility too.
Understand if you can.
Share the message
If it's worth it.
 
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We all know money is very important. But money is not so important that we do not utilize it even when we need it most but keep it in bank for someone else to enjoy. No one knows what future holds for us.


A British tycoon passed away.
He left for his widow 1 Billion Pounds in the bank.
The widow remarried one of her husband’s young employees.
The young employee said,


“All this while I thought I was working for my boss.
I now realize that my boss was all the time working for me!”

Moral of the Story


It is more important to live longer than to have more wealth.
• Strive to have a strong and healthy body.
• In an expensive cell phone, 75% of the functions are useless.
• In an expensive car, 75% of the speed is not needed.
• In a big luxurious house, 75% of the space remains unoccupied or underutilized.
• In a whole wardrobe of clothes, 75% of them are rarely worn.
• Out of whole life’s earnings, 75% stays behind for other people to use.
• In every human being, 75% of the talent is not utilized

So, how to make full use of our 25%?
• Go for medical check-up even when you feel fit.
• Drink more water even if you’re not thirsty.
• Let go your ego, whenever you can.
• Give in even if you are right.
• Be humble even if you are very powerful.
• Be contented even if you are not rich.


Have a Great Life !
 
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tags: Be happy
language: en

मत सोच इतना जिंदगी के बारे में..
जिसने जिन्दगी दी है....
उसने भी तो कुछ सोचा होगा...
 
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एक बार Promotion के लिए पप्पूजी का departmental इंटरव्यू हुआ।
बॉस: चलो मुझे तुम्हारी अंग्रेजी चैक
करने दो।
चलो विलोम(opposite) शब्द बताओ?
बॉस: Good
पप्पू: Bad.
बॉस: Come
पप्पू: Go.
बॉस: Ugly
पप्पू: Pichhlli.
बॉस: Pichhli ?
पप्पू: UGLY.
बॉस: Shut Up !
पप्पू: Keep talking.
बॉस: Now stop all this
पप्पू: Then carry on all that.
बॉस: अबे , चुप हो जा...चुप हो जा...चुप हो जा.
पप्पू: अबे बोलता जा...बोलता जा...बोलता जा.
बॉस: अरे, यार ...
पप्पू: अरे दुश्मन...
बॉस: Get Out
पप्पू: Come In.
बॉस: My God.
पप्पू: Your devil.
बॉस: shhhhhhh..
पप्पू: hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
बॉस: मेरे बाप चुप हो जा..
पप्पू: तेरे बेटे बोलते रहो..
बॉस: You are rejected
पप्पू: I am selected.
बॉस: प्रभु आपके चरण कहाँ है
पप्पू: वत्स मेरा सर यहाँ है
बॉस: बाप रे किस पागल से पाला पड़ा है....
पप्पू: माँ री किसी बुद्धिमान से पाला नहीं पड़ा..
बॉस: साले उठा कर पटक दूँगा
पप्पू: जीजा लिटा कर उठा लूँगा,
फिर पप्पू को बॉस ने एक थप्पड़ मारा,
पप्पू ने दो जमा दिया
बॉस ने फिर चार मारा
पप्पू ने बॉस को मार मार कर बेहोश कर दिया ।
फिर अपने मन मेँ पप्पूजी
बोले..
"कल साहब को होश आने पर रीजल्ट पूछता हूँ, वैसे बॉस को जवाब तो मैने संतोषप्रद ही दिया है । :P
 
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Someday is NOT a day of the week....Don't leave anything on somedy..
 
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on: Jul 5, 2015
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language: en

Answer this !!
It’s 3:00 AM in the morning.
You are sleeping.
The doorbell rings.
It’s your family, they want to have breakfast.
They have got strawberry jam bottle, bread packet, honey bottle, juice bottle and milk bottle with them. So, what do you open first ?

 
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Guy – How are you?

Girl – I am fine. How are you doing? (Nervously)

Guy – I am fine too. It’s been a long time.

Girl – Yes, it indeed has. Hope life is treating you well.

Guy – Life has not been the same.

Girl – It has only become better, you mean? (Sarcastically)

Guy – Are you trying to hurt me?

Girl – I never wanted to….

Guy – Then why did you? (Angrily)

Girl – I thought being with me was a pain – you said…I just wanted you to be pain free and happy.

Guy – You think now I am happy?

Girl – I don’t know …..

Guy – Are you happy?

Girl – (Looking at the coffee cup) I am trying my best to be.

Guy – do you have somebody in your life?

Girl – How does that matter anymore?

Guy – Just answer me.

Girl – It doesn’t matter…I am sure you must have found someone though.

Guy – How can you be so sure?

Girl – I am happy for you, in case you have.

Guy – (Looking at the girl) Look in my eyes and say that you are happy to see me with someone else.

Girl – (looks at the guy) I don’t need to prove anything.

Guy – yes, you need to. You need to prove that you “don’t” love me.

Girl – I dd….d…on’t Love you.

Guy – Say that you didn’t miss me even once in these two months

Girl – I ddd….didn’t miss you even once… (Tear start rolling down her eyes)

Guy – (Wiping off her tear) this says it all….

Girl – What do you mean…?

Guy – I know you still love me and you have not stopped missing me…

Girl – Then why didn’t you ever call me?

Guy – Because you left me alone….

Girl – I left you because you said living with me was a pain…

Guy – Because of an incident, I said something in anger. Did I never tell you how living with you made me a better man? Did I never tell you that being with you makes me the happiest person alive? Did I never tell you that I enjoy every bitter sweet fight we have had? Did I never tell you that I want to make things work, no matter what. Did I never tell you…that I want to be with you forever?

Girl – You…did… (Tears start rolling down her cheeks) … I’m sorry… I left you because of something you said in anger..

Guy – (holding her hand) … I am sorry, I said that…I am sorry that I didn’t stop you…and I am sorry that I didn’t get in touch with you for these two months, and I am sorry to say that, you will have to bear with this jerk for your entire life…(sliding a diamond ring in her finger)

Girl -..W..what..

Guy – marry me. In these two months, I realized what I am without you, and how bad life could get. I don’t want to lose you ever again. Today is Valentine’s Day and I just want to ask you one thing; would you be my valentine forever?

Girl – Yes, yes of course. … (Smiling and wiping her tears off)
 
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एक दिन दो मित्र काफी अरसे बाद एक
दूसरे से मिले
एक मित्र ने दूसरे से सहज ही पूछ लिया
"माँ कैसी है ?"
कुछ पल चुप रहने के बाद दूसरा मित्र
बोला " अच्छी है , दो वर्ष से व्रद्धाश्रम
में है ।आज उसका जन्मदिन है मिलकर
आया हूँ ।"
फिर उसने पहले मित्र से पूछा "तुम्हारी
माँ तुम्हारे साथ ही रहती है ?"
तब उसने दिल को छु देने वाली बात
कही उसने कहा...............

" मैं अभी इतना बड़ा नहीं
हुआ कि अपनी माँ को रख सकूँ , मैं ही माँ
के पास रहता हूँ जन्म से "!!
 
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"अंदाज़ कुछ अलग हैं मेरे सोचने का,,
सब को मंजिल का शौक है और मुझे
रास्तों का ..
ये दुनिया इसलिए बुरी नही के यहाँ बुरे
लोग ज्यादा है।
बल्कि इसलिए बुरी है कि यहाँ अच्छे
लोग खामोश है।।
 
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Boye jaate hain bete ....
par ugg aati hain betiyan,
khaad paani beton ko.....
par lahraati hain betiyan,
School jaate hain bete ,
Par padh jaati hain betiyan ,
Mehnat karte hain bete..
par awwal aati hain betiya ,
rulate hain jab khoob bete ....
tab hansati hai betiyan ,
Naam na kare na kare bete..
par naam kamaati hain betiyan,
Jab dard dete hain bete...
tab marham lagatee hain betyan ,
Chodh jaate hain jab bete ..
tou kaam aati hain betiyan,
Aasha rahti hai beton se..
par pura karti hain betiyan ,
Hazaaron farmaaish se bhare hain bete..
par samay ki nazaakat ko samajhti hain betiyan ,

Beti ko chaand jaisa mat banao ki har koi ghur ghurk dekhe ,
usse suraj jaisa banao ki ghur ke dekhne waale bhasm ho jaaye..
 
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the way it looked to all that saw
wasnt how it appeared at all inside
the doors were black and dents were small
although to look at them no flaws cauld be seen none at all.
The paint wasnt dry yet although signed with scribbles
plain enough to be readable were gallery goers eyes, bidders anxiously calling out
numbers to win the highest numbered prize so as to take the framed piece about,
pictured inside were three girls and a dog amoung grass a kite, clouds
and the sky.. a little piece of heaven I guess for the winner of people who like to talk aloud.
but that isn't -how it appeared at all..
by angela holler*
 
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Good moove
The Delhi government on Saturday decided to ban the sale of common painkillers over-the- counter (OTC) between August 15 to November 30. The move is a part of various measures taken by the Delhi government for preparedness against dengue and other vector-borne diseases.
“NSAIDs (non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs) (Aspirin, Disprin, Brufen, Voveran etc) to be banned from August 15 till November 30 for OTC sale by chemists. It will be sold only on a prescription by qualified doctors,” the government’s list of preparation measures stated. Dr S Chatterjee, senior consultant in medicine at Apollo hospital, said, “Dengue haemorrhagic fever causes bleeding which is one of the most common complications in dengue and can be fatal. This category of drugs is taken for any kind of inflammatory pain or fever, and has a side-effect of causing gastric bleeding.”
 
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MERI FITRAT MEIN NAHI
APNA GAM BAYAAN KARNA,
AGGAR TERI ROHH KA HISSA HUN
TOU MEHSOOS KAR TAKLEEF MERI.
 
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tags: Black Wolf
language: en

A boy and a girl Loved each other very much.
Unfortunately the Girl Died..
Boy was Upset so much;
and he couldn't Stop his Tears.
...He kept on Crying Day and Night..
Many People gave Sympathy,
but no Argument could Stop His Tears.
One Night He Slept and had a Dream;
He saw the Girl in Heaven with so many Girls of Her age.
He felt Relax..
But He Noticed that every Girl was in Fairy Dress;
and had a Lightened Candle in their Hands,
but his GF had a Candle which was not Lightened..!
He asked Her:
"Y Ur Candle is not Lightened?"
She said:
"Whenever I enlighten My Candle;
Ur Tears fall on it..!
Please Stop Crying !!
 
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language: en



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खुशी न सही गम के ही काबिल कर लो......
तुम हमे अपने आँसुओ मे शामिल कर लो......

क्यो घुट रहा है उसके लिए जो नहीं तेरा......
जो मिल रहा है उसको तो हासिल कर लो......

सौंप दे उसको फिर जिसे पा न सके......
उसको ही रास्ता उसको ही मन्जिल कर लो......

हम तो उसको ही समझते हैं दर्द-ए-दिल... ...
वो जो बेवफाई भी दे तो आँचल भर लो ......

जाके दम तोड़े भी तो उसकी बाहों मे.... ..
उसे उम्मीद की लहरों का साहिल कर लो......

फिर तो माने कि सुरूर है चाहत में.... ..
खुद को कोई खुद का कातिल कर ले......


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बस यही दो मसले, जिंदगीभर ना हल हुए!!!
ना नींद पूरी हुई, ना ख्वाब मुकम्मल हुए!!!
वक़्त ने कहा.....काश थोड़ा और सब्र होता!!!
सब्र ने कहा....काश थोड़ा और वक़्त होता!!!
सुबह सुबह उठना पड़ता है कमाने के लिए साहेब...।। आराम कमाने निकलता हूँ आराम छोड़कर।।
"हुनर" सड़कों पर तमाशा करता है और "किस्मत" महलों में राज करती है!!
"शिकायते तो बहुत है तुझसे ऐ जिन्दगी,
पर चुप इसलिये हु कि, जो दिया तूने,
वो भी बहुतो को नसीब नहीं होता"...
 
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Why you have to go,
Why you have to leave,
Why you have to vanish
Why you have to part...,

The only questions i can ask
As i stare with so much pain
I can never blink my eyes
with all the tears i have to hide..

If only i can kiss you now
If only i can hug you tight
I will never leave you behind
Knowing i will lost you in sight..

I can have so many regrets
Why i did not hold you so tight
I know i can never turn back the time
When you are here by my side..

I know the time will come
That we will reunite
But for now, i have to let you go
So you can rest aside..

I will never forget you Mother,
I will forever miss you
In my heart, u left a smile
For me to treasure a lifetime.




 
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Now Let's Talk Something For Boys.....
Dear Girls,
Boys Are Flirty, Perverts, playboy... Etc. Etc...But There Are Some Boys Who Love You Truly, Don't Say "All Boys Are Same"...It's You Who Fell In Love With A wrong one..
And Boys Do Have Emotions, They Do CRY, They Too Want To Feel Special. Real Boys Handle Your Mood Swings, Your Dramas, Your Nautankis And In Return They Just Want To Get Loved Back. Not All Boys Want To Have SEX With You... Some Truly Want To Live With You Forever...Equality Should Be On Both Sides. There's Always A Guy In A Girl's Life Who Love Her Truly, Don't Keep Them In Friends zone....
Hug Him, Love Him, Text Him First, Do Make Phone Calls And Make Him Feel Special.
 
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