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score: 9.30162
average: 10.0
on: May 17, 2012
ratings: 2
Kuch Umer Ki PehLi ManziL Thi..
Kuch Rastay They Anjaan Bohat..
Kuch Hum Bhi PagaL PagaL Thay..
Kuch Wo Bhi Thay Naadan Bohat..
Kuch Us ne Bhi Na Samjhaya..
Ye Payar Nahi Aasaan Bohat..
Aakhir Hum ne Bhi KhaiL Liya..
Jis KhaiL Mein Thy Nuqsaan Bohat..
Jab bikhar gaye tab ye jaana..
Aaty hainn yahan toofan Bohat..
Ab koi nahi jo apna ho..
Milny ko to hain insaan Bohat..
Aey kash wo wapas aa jaye..
Ye dil hai ab sunsaan Bohat ... !!
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score: 9.30162
average: 10.0
on: May 16, 2012
ratings: 1
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A great many thanks for all you have done
Without you my life would not have begun
You have been there when I most needed you
You have helped to guide me my whole life through
We have shared both the good times and the bad
But most of all, thank you for being my dad
I love you
17.05.2012 is father day and u can wishes too ur father .............;)
thnx u for all thing what u give me .. i love u my pa ...........;) but miss mom
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score: 9.17898
average: 9.0
on: May 16, 2012
ratings: 2
4 impossibilities ......
1. You cannot know d exalt time u
will sleep
2. You can't kiss ur
elbow
3. Ur tongue cannot touch ur
noise
4. U can't breath wit ur tongue
outside..
5. Abeg put your tongue inside
and stop acting like a ......
Lolz
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score: 0
average: 0
on: May 16, 2012
ratings: 0
4 impossibilities ......
1. You cannot know d exalt time u
will sleep
2. You can't kiss ur
elbow
3. Ur tongue cannot touch ur
noise
4. U can't breath wit ur tongue
outside..
5. Abeg put your tongue inside
and stop acting like a ......
Lolz
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score: 9.30162
average: 10.0
on: May 16, 2012
ratings: 2
Mum was coming from work
when her little girl runs to her&
says'Mum you refused to tell me
the name of that thing btw Dad's
leg. I've finally figured it out on my
own, IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH'.
The mom laughs&ask her:'How
did you know that?'. The girl then
explains: When I came back from
school I went inside Daddy's
Room, and I saw ur sister Aunty
Chioma kneeling in front of Daddy
brushing her teeth with Daddy's
toothbrush&I saw plenty
toothpaste in her mouth. The
mom
fainted.
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score: 9.05634
average: 8.0
on: May 16, 2012
ratings: 1
Abdul was going on a quest to
Become wealthy so he Called his
Wife and his Best friend, he wears
is wife an Iron Pant and he
Padlocks it and gives the Key to
Musa his Best friend... He tells
Musa"if I don't Return in 3years
time Open the Pant and she his
free to Re-marry any man of her
choice"then he sets off on his
quest.... Just 5 mins Later he Sees
somebody Running Towards with
a Speed almost Faster than the
speed of light,
Yelling Abdul wait!!! Abdul Wait!!!
He quickly Recognizes the Face
and its his best Friend Musa:
So he ask's Musa what is it?
Musa Panting Heavy Reply's: you
gave me the Wrong Key!!..lolz
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score: 9.43918
average: 10.0
on: May 16, 2012
ratings: 4
An ugly woman went 2 a native
doctor 4 help bcos no guy
seemed 2 b interested in her.
Native Doctor: it's untill u die b4 all
men will be yours.
She went on a bridge&jumped.
She fell on a truck of bananas.
She lost her senses&was unable
to see. She touched
her surroundings, feeling all the
bananas;
She smiled and said,
GENTLEMEN, One at a time pls!
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score: 9.30162
average: 10.0
on: May 16, 2012
ratings: 2
Hello..
Lion is the only lazy animal which sleeps 18 hrs a day and it doesn’t wake up early for everything…
But still lion stands as king…
Dedicated to all lazy people: don’t wake up early for anything…
Because we must become LIONS…
People are not beautiful as they look, as they walk, as they wear…
People are beautiful as the respect, as they love, as they care and as the share…
A beautiful life does not happen easily…
It is built daily with prayer, trust, hope, work & confidence may the beauty of life be yours always…
Take care
With regards
Saleem…
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score: 9.85818
average: 10.0
on: May 16, 2012
ratings: 36
I shall silently enter sixty six
Life had tried enough for me to fix
Yes time flowed like river water
Something to seek and something to run after
What is there to celebrate?
What more is there to relate?
Except something stored in mind
Open its cap for people to find
Morning bell may ring
Birds may rise and sing
As usual with sweet voice
Not With so much fun and noise
Sun has not changed so far
Despite being miles away among stars
What could we do in our real life?
Except fearing about razor sharp knife
I know what I did in the past
There after life moved very fast
There was enough time to change and adjust
Develop love within and accord trust
I am normal man with no special liking
Some of the ideas enter and gently striking
I tune them finely and turn into verses
Some laugh with it and some really shed tears
I shall remain happy and ever smiling
Letters may pour in quantity and pilings
How shall I repay all those sentiments?
I may sincerely thank and enjoy the moment
I find myself as special animal
Might have synchronized with late arrival
Yet it was proved to be fruitful
To find among friends as very much successful
Birthdays may come and go
People must learn to live with and flow
This is opportunity given by powerful almighty
Let us resolve to make everybody happy
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score: 9.43918
average: 10.0
on: May 16, 2012
ratings: 4
Aansu Ka Koi Rang Nhi Dard Ki Koi Zaat Nhi...
Dil Toote To Hans De Bandey Roney Wali Koi Baat Nhi...!!
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score: 9.53147
average: 10.0
on: May 16, 2012
ratings: 6
May 16
All Is Life
I am alive. Each thought that I think has life and energy. Each movement I make is part of a sea of movement. There is nothing dead in the universe. When I block my own flow of energy by downcast, negative thinking, the world appears wooden and lifeless. When I tune out of life rather than into it, I lose my connection to what it means to be alive; I see life as a burden rather than a gift. All it takes for me to feel good about being alive is tuning in and accepting that I am part of a living universe. When I let myself be nurtured by the abundance of this world, I learn to live with an open rather than a closed hand, to live generously, to love freely.
I am life itself.
If there be sorrow
let it be for things undone...
undreamed, unrealized, unattained
to these add one:
Love withheld...
... restrained
Mari Evans
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score: 9.30162
average: 10.0
on: May 16, 2012
ratings: 1
sari umar intezar me nikal gyi usk
na jane wo aisa kya le gya jo fir hm kisi k na ho sake....!!
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score: 9.53147
average: 10.0
on: May 16, 2012
ratings: 6
There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, “now that you can see the world, will you marry me?”
The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying:
“Just take care of my eyes dear.”
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score: 9.43918
average: 10.0
on: May 16, 2012
ratings: 4
DON’T HOPE,…DECIDE!
While waiting to pick up a friend at the airport in Portland, Oregon, I had one of those life-changing experiences that you hear other people talk about — the kind that sneaks up on you unexpectedly. This one occurred a mere two feet away from me.
Straining to locate my friend among the passengers deplaning through the jet way, I noticed a man coming toward me carrying two light bags. He stopped right next to me to greet his family.
First he motioned to his youngest son (maybe six years old) as he laid down his bags. They gave each other a long, loving hug. As they separated enough to look in each other’s face, I heard the father say, “It’s so good to see you, son. I missed you so much!” His son smiled somewhat shyly, averted his eyes and replied softly, “Me, too, Dad!”
Then the man stood up, gazed in the eyes of his oldest son (maybe nine or ten) and while cupping his son’s face in his hands said, “You’re already quite the young man. I love you very much, Zach!” They too hugged a most loving, tender hug.
While this was happening, a baby girl (perhaps one or one-and-a-half) was squirming excitedly in her mother’s arms, never once taking her little eyes off the wonderful sight of her returning father. The man said, “Hi, baby girl!” as he gently took the child from her mother. He quickly kissed her face all over and then held her close to his chest while rocking her from side to side. The little girl instantly relaxed and simply laid her head on his shoulder, motionless in pure contentment.
After several moments, he handed his daughter to his oldest son and declared, “I’ve saved the best for last!” and proceeded to give his wife the longest, most passionate kiss I ever remember seeing. He gazed into her eyes for several seconds and then silently mouthed. “I love you so much!” They stared at each other’s eyes, beaming big smiles at one another, while holding both hands.
For an instant they reminded me of newlyweds, but I knew by the age of their kids that they couldn’t possibly be. I puzzled about it for a moment then realized how totally engrossed I was in the wonderful display of unconditional love not more than an arm’s length away from me. I suddenly felt uncomfortable, as if I was invading something sacred, but was amazed to hear my own voice nervously ask, “Wow! How long have you two been married?
“Been together fourteen years total, married twelve of those.” he replied, without breaking his gaze from his lovely wife’s face. “Well then, how long have you been away?” I asked. The man finally turned and looked at me, still beaming his joyous smile. “Two whole days!”
Two days? I was stunned. By the intensity of the greeting, I had assumed he’d been gone for at least several weeks – if not months. I know my expression betrayed me.
I said almost offhandedly, hoping to end my intrusion with some semblance of grace (and to get back to searching for my friend), “I hope my marriage is still that passionate after twelve years!”
The man suddenly stopped smiling.
He looked me straight in the eye, and with forcefulness that burned right into my soul, he told me something that left me a different person. He told me, “Don’t hope, friend… decide!” Then he flashed me his wonderful smile again, shook my hand and said, “God bless!”
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score: 9.37792
average: 10.0
on: May 16, 2012
ratings: 3
Band karo ye Shair o Shayiri,,Band karo Ye chubhte Alfaaz..
saaf saaf Kyu nahi kehtey K Tum ko Ishq hai.......!!
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score: 9.56709
average: 10.0
on: May 16, 2012
ratings: 7
Beshak Lot kar na Aana Magar Aane ka wada Karjao..
Ke
shayad yehi Aas Meri umar guzarne Ka Bahana Ban jaye..!!
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score: 9.43918
average: 10.0
on: May 15, 2012
ratings: 4
Meri Halat Pei Muskurane walo!!
Bad'Dua Hai
Tumhe
Bhi Ishq Ho JAe....!
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score: 9.30162
average: 10.0
on: May 15, 2012
ratings: 2
Daaway Ishq K Hamein Krne Nahi Aate...♥
Ik Jaan Hi Hai Jab Dil Chahe Le Lena.....♥
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score: 9.43918
average: 10.0
on: May 15, 2012
ratings: 4
POSITIVE ATTITUDE: PUN INTENDED!!
The baby mosquito was buzzing with excitement today. After all why not, he has graduated from the flight academy run by his papa mosquito with flying colours!!
He also has his papa's permission to go on a solo flight across his area of operation which included the near by slum area with a vast water body with putrefied objects floating around which was the main stay of the busti wallahs.
He went on his first sortie and made a reconnaissance of the area and flew around for more than his allotted quota of flying hours.
Then he came back after giving jitters to his parents who were getting worried almost to death.
When the little hero landed back home safely the papa mosquito enquired with the tepid apprehension of any modern parent .." Bete..how was the flight?" As if on cue the baby mosquito blurted out,"Papa.. it was all fantastic.Every where I flew around the people were so much impressed that they were clapping in unison.Isn't it great papa, considering that it was my first solo flight?"
This is what I call Positive At tit ude. Its first flight which could very well have been its last.. swan song flight..!!!See the positivity...!!!
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score: 9.75406
average: 10.0
on: May 15, 2012
ratings: 17
He died as miser man
Collected wealth as much as possible
Cared for no poor or relatives
Put no value in his eyes for any kind of services
No one took notice of his death
Forgot even about laying the wreath
He had no one to be called his dear friend
He lived daily but only to be died at each moment
He left behind enormous fortune
No one could count it to correct tune
May be scattered all over unaccounted
Recovery of it was highly doubted
People live on simple food as forbidden by doctor
They have enough of everything but can’t perform as an actor
They have limited mobility and nothing is of any use
Life becomes burden and adds more to confuse
Why not live life to full extent?
Why should there be left any corner to resent?
Why at all some one should be harmed for no cause?
Life can be over at any time making “was” from “is”
Some of us take little solace
Bear smile and move with nice face
Extend little help and boost more
They too can be called miser therefore
Not necessarily all must become donors
Not all must opt for or act as saviors
Only soft approach needed towards fellow man
Two kind words, if at all, to make him feel as human
Are we struggling for making only ends to meet?
Is it not possible to say hello to everybody and greet?
It needs no answer from any one but simple recognition
Our emotions are highly volatile in nature and burst from simple ignition
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