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on: Jan 27, 2015
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tags: OLD COUPLE
language: en

A doctor tells an old couple at his office he needs to get a stool sample, a urine sample, and a blood test from the old man. Hard of hearing, the old man asks his wife what the doctor said. The wife replies, "He needs a pair of your underwear."
 
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tags: DAD & SON
language: en

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?"
Son: "I don't have it."
Dad: "Why?"
Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
 
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on: Jan 27, 2015
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tags: BABY
language: en

A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
 
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on: Jan 27, 2015
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tags: MK
language: en

I have my own way of treating myself..
so is the grass..
we both have some things in common..
It unfurls to keep itself high..
But as soon as it raises its head...
the passerby treads upon it..as if..to
flatten it into velvet...
Once the step is taken..it shoots up
back again..

I do strive hard to reach up...
The woman in me never lets me down.
Neither the earth's nor my desire
to manifest life dies..
No insult, no bitterness..can put me on docks..
However much anyone can try...
I keep my head high...

Is happiness in an elusive state...?
No, it can be derived by the worldly pleasures..
But the endless joy in me...is that
i accept everything...in my stride..
The true joy..lies in treating
everything as my own..caring, sharing,
giving as much unconditional love...
for the ones who adore me, who have
given a meaning to my life..

 
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on: Jan 26, 2015
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language: en

It was at that time, I made the following lines as my " new profile":
In all my relationships, rather interactions, I give my best. I work hard to nurture & cherish them. My attachment with them is complete. However, I remain detached in the sense that I do not expect them to reciprocate my affection. Most importantly, I make a conscious effort, not to interfere or pass judgments on the lives they choose to lead. My concern for my near & dear ones will not fade with my detachment. If you let go of the ones you love , they will never go away – this is the beauty of attachment with detachment! I have learnt to love & let go.This dictum has developed tolerance in me. When I let the people live the way they want to, I learn to accept them for what they are. Most importantly, I learn to tolerate the world around me & this tolerance brings in me a sense of peace & contentment. I ask God to guide me in being loving, compassionate, tolerant & understanding when I interact with others. If a person wants to share a thought or concern with me I want that person to feel comfortable to do so. I want to remain peaceful & approachable to others. Before I speak, I pray to God to give me the right words so that I express myself clearly & with consideration to others.
Both my children live in Chennai and I follow this practice very strictly.
I have realized that we start growing mentally much more only after the children leave the house & we have to tackle the emotional vacuum, that arises, along with age-related problems in health which set in simultaneously. I find this is the most testing period for a women in particular.
I specially dedicate this post to my friends, who are totally dependent on their children's lives, to nurture their own selves emotionally. Please develop your own interests, hobbies etc, however mundane they seem to be.
We must learn to love whatever we do instead of doing only those we love !!
 
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on: Jan 26, 2015
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language: en

when my daughter, the elder one of my two children got married & left the house, I felt as if I could not let her leave me. Having a daughter & a son, I know what both mean, but differently.
Once my daughter reached her teens I had started feeling as if my daughter was a "physical extension" of me! So when she was leaving home to set up her own nest, it was as though I was losing a limb.
The next time she came for a short stay with us, I was astonished how her priorities had changed. (of course we must have given the same shocks to our own parents!). When she said 'Amma', she meant her MIL & not me! I imagined that she was always in a hurry to go back to her house & not stay with me for a few more days. That was the first time, it dawned on me that I have to start practicing detachment in attachment.
Two years after my daughter’s marriage, my son left for higher studies to U S. Having experienced a child's separation once, I was better equipped emotionally. I plunged head long into various classes held in the city starting from Vedanta to yoga to ikebana - I just wanted to be away from home since my husband was a 7-7 worker & a workaholic. My son used to write how he was missing my home cooked food, how he was waiting to come back to live in Chennai with us etc.
After a few years, he did come back & we got him married. He started living separately with his wife & we were also happy that they wanted to stay independent from the beginning.
It has all changed now! When in the U S, my son missed my cooking, but now if I call him to come over with his wife for a meal, it is always some excuse like "Oh, amma, we have other plans for the day, please don't mistake us if we don't drop in today". I could see that his priorities, like those of my daughter's, have also changed completely.
We talk in theory of managing inevitable changes & we give advice to others - but when it comes to our own children, acceptance comes very late and we seem to have trouble leaving them undisturbed in every way and without advice from our end.
 
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on: Jan 26, 2015
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tags: Woman
language: en

She changes her name,

changes her home,

leaves her family,

moves in with you,

builds a home with you,

gets pregnant for you,

pregnancy changes her body,

she gets fat,

almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pains of child birth,

even the kids she delivers bear your name.

Till the day she dies...
everything she does, (cooking, cleaning your house, taking care of your parents,
bringing up your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed, maintaining all family relations, everything that benefit you.....sometimes at the cost of her own health, hobbies and beauty.

So who is really doing whom a favor?

Dear men appreciate the women in your lives always, because it is not easy to be a woman.

*Being a woman is priceless*

WOMAN MEANS :-
W Heavy minus sign WONDERFUL MOTHER
O Heavy minus sign OUTSTANDING FRIEND
M Heavy minus sign MARVELOUS DAUGHTER
A Heavy minus sign ADORABLE SISTER
N Heavy minus sign NICEST GIFT TO MEN FROM GOD
 
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on: Jan 24, 2015
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tags: Heart
language: en

═══════ ღೋƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒღೋ═══════
If we could look into each other’s hearts…..And understand the unique challenges….. Each of us faces…… I think we would treat each other more gently…… With more love, patience, tolerance, and care……. Every one of us is fighting a battle…… Lets try to help lessen each other’s load….. By walking in love on this journey of life! Let’s learn the real meaning of giving and being grateful….. Blessed to have you all in my life……
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ womanBelievedinLove Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

═══════ ღೋƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒღೋ═══════
 
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on: Jan 23, 2015
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tags: SS
language: en




इन सपनों के जूतों को पहने साढ़े चार दशक गुज़र गए
जूते तो आखिर जूते थे, ना जाने कब फट गए
पहनने को उन्हें आज भी ये दिल बेलगाम धड़कता है
पर इनके फटेहाल को देख, मेरा दिल बहुत रोता है।

कई बार इनकी ज़िद से मरम्मत की है मैंने
कई बार इनमें उम्मीदों के पैबंद लगाए हैं मैंने
परन्तु परिस्थितियों की उष्णता ने अरमानों का चमड़ा गला दिया
जान से प्यारे जूतों को छोड़ मैं नंगे पांव ही चल दिया।

ऐसा नहीं कि ये जूते हमेशा फटेहाल ही रहे
कई बार मेघों का कारवां मेरे सर के ऊपर से निकला
जज़्बातों के सावन ने मेरे विषाद को धो डाला
ये धूल से लिपटे जूते फिर से साफ हो गए।

बस फिर क्या था, मैंने भी कमर कस डाली
साफ हो चले जूतों पर मैंने अहम की पॉलिश लगा डाली
बची-खुची किस्मत के फीते बना जूतों को पहना डाला
चल पड़ा अपने सपनों के जूतों को पहनकर मैं
परन्तु उस दिन सपनों का ट्रैफ़िक कुछ ज्यादा था
भीड़ में किसी पहिये के नीचे कुचल गए मेरे जूते।

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
 
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on: Jan 23, 2015
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tags: SHARU
language: en

NETAJI SUBHASHCHANDRA BOSE.........THE FIRE
January 22, 2014 at 3:09pm

Never compromised with the way of nonviolence ,
You organized an army called " Azad Hind Fouz " ,
Believing arms and ammunition only can bring freedom ,
Gave a brilliant slogan " JAI HIND " to induce patriotism .

Being very intelligent and passing I C S Examination ,
You could lead a lavish and luxurious life of your own ,
But you sacrificed personal glory for the sake of freedom ,
In the jungles starving ,facing leeches and beasts you had to roam.

Meeting Germans and Japanis to exchange the opinion,
You were successful in taking cooperation from them,
Marched against BRITISH who ruled INDIAN SOIL then ,
With triggered energy and enthusiasm to lead our men.

But ALAS ! the destiny deceived you and your army ,
If you were successful, could be written a new history ,
The world had to acknowledge that you were successful ,
In shaking the roots of an Empire where the sun never set .

The ' mother land" must be very proud when she gave birth to
A brave son like you ,even the people of INDIA are proud of you ,
She must have shed the tears from her eyes when you disappeared ,
No wonder that she hid you ' a fire ' in her womb again for future purpose............BY SHARU...24.1.15
.............................JAI HIND............
 
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on: Jan 23, 2015
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language: en

One of the nice poem -------
Do you believe, in what you see
do you believe in reality
do you believe in the sun that’s bright
do you believe in the stars in the night

Do you believe in the birds that fly
do you believe in clouds and the sky
do you believe in wind that flows
do you believe in moon that glows
do you believe in light

Do you believe the spoken word
do you believe the things you’ve heard
do you believe in the final answer
do you believe in the swirling dancer


Do you believe in sound and sight
do you believe in moments bright
do you believe in taste and touch
do you believe that much

Do you believe in the soul inside
do you believe in ecstasy and delight
do you believe in glory and god
do you believe in that thought

Do you believe in the sky above
do you believe in love

Do you believe in the heaven and the earth
do you believe in death and birth
do you believe in life

open your eyes with hope within
open the door, let light reach in
if you believe, then you'll win.
 
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on: Jan 21, 2015
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tags: I MISS YOU
language: en


Wo Khayal hai, Wo Khuwab hai, Wo To Saraab C hai

Jise Jhela Rha Hun Main Ab Tak, Wo Chahaton Ka Azaab hai

Hum Jaha Jaha Bhi Gaye Us Ki Mehak Saath Saath Rahi

Wo Phool hai, Wo KHUSHBOO haI, Wo Mehak Wo Gulaab C hai
 
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on: Jan 21, 2015
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tags: .
language: en


सफर में मुश्किलें आऐ, तो हिम्मत और बढ़ती है,

कोई अगर रास्ता रोके, तो जुर्रत और बढ़ती है,

अगर बिकने पे आ जाओ, तो घट जाते है दाम अक्सर

ना बिकने का इरादा हो तो, कीमत और बढ़ती है।
 
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on: Jan 19, 2015
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language: en

Beautiful Eyes
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“Oh, she looks so pretty!”

He admired, she blushed.

“People looking at my wife makes me cringe.”
She carefully noted the compliments,
took a note of all his likes,
Making it a point not to disappoint the man she loved.

“She looks gorgeous with her head covered!”
Her cheeks turned pink, she did her best to be what he expected her to be
A doll
Thats what he said she is,
His doll.

She got busy, adjusted and moulded
Created a world
His world.

Life went by
She raised their children
With his name

Turned a house into a home
Gave it all her love and care.

And then
One morning, he left.

“You are a nobody!

What have you done in life?”

He screamed before leaving.

She sat on the bed.
Shocked, infuriated, shaking with anger

She looked at herself in the mirror
She now agreed with what he had said.
All she saw was a doll
his doll.

She looked straight at her image
She looked hard.

With the cloth sliding down her head,
She caught a glimpse of what she was
What she can be.

For the first time in decades, she stood straight
And smiled.
 
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on: Jan 18, 2015
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tags: MK
language: en

THE GREATEST GIFT I SHALL GIVE MY CHILDREN WHEN I DIE...IS MY LIBRARY- ROBIN SHARMA.


MY PARENTS ALWAYS SAY..
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO INVEST..
THEN INVEST IN A GOOD BOOK..

I TRY TO DEVOTE AT LEAST AN HOUR
A DAY TO READ..
THAT HABIT HAS TRANSFORMED ME A LOT..

WHEN WE READ A BOOK WRITTEN BY
SOMEONE..WE RESPECT AND ALLOW
SOME OF THEIR IDEAS, VIEWS AND
BRILLIANCE TO ENTER INTO US..
CARRYING BOOKS WHEREVER I TRAVEL,
HAVE MADE ME THE PERSON I AM.

BOOKS HAVE FLOODED MY SOUL WITH
IMAGINATIONS, INSPIRATIONS, HOPE..
THEY FILL ME WITH BIG IDEAS AND
DAZZLING THOUGHTS..
JUST RETIRE WITH A BOOK...WHEN
YOU ARE FREE... AND EXPERIENCE
THE JOY...

I BELIEVE... IF I HAVE TO LEAD...I WILL HAVE TO READ...

 
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on: Jan 17, 2015
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It is in the ocean of your eyes
I'd stare
Infinitely beautiful and sincere love
And your heart is filled with joy
And time would not exist
We'd both alone in the world
The night was so warm and cuddly
I am sweet and sensual
I'll take you to the island of my body
Your hands would be so sweet
Sweet kisses slip slowly
And I frisonnerais under your touch
In your arms I'll leave me
Your kisses are honey
Our bodies will become one
And the night seems to us too short
In the morning our happiness will be real
All day we remain entwined
You and I for one love éternitée
And we will live happily in love
Until the last day
Every day I love you a little more
And tomorrow I will be near you
Our happiness is endless
Because time does not exist without you.
 
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on: Jan 17, 2015
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But if your love and must needs have desires!
Let these be your desires: To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To know the pain of too much tenderness. To be wounded by your own understanding of love and to bleed willingly and joyfully. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. To rest at the noon hour and meditate love's ecstasy. To return home at eventide with gratitude and then to sleep with a prayer for the beloved in your heart and a song of praise upon your lips. Love is a burning desire!

That makes your heart light on fire. Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time. True love doesn't have a happy ending: True love doesn't have an ending.

Somebody said: Love is like a rumor, everyone talks about it, but no one truly knows.
 
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on: Jan 17, 2015
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Friends say I'm very smart, fun loving and sexy, romantic and caring, Faithful, Respectful, Trustworthy, Loving, i am an easy going person who respects men a lot,On the personal side, I grew up in my state Italy with small town values. I had a beautiful home on a lake with a large piece of land. My parents gave me lots of "back breaking" work to do to take care of our property. We had a 6 Acres spring fed pond that had a beach for swimming, canoeing, fishing, boating and winter sports were a daily experience.After my dad died when i was 25 my mom had many men coming after her for marriage but she said she wouldn't because my dad was her first love and my dad took her virginity and she wants to remain that way for the rest of her life LOL, holy alone for my dad. I live in Venice FL,well i am here to look for my soul mate, i don’t really want to be single anymore, well if you care to know i lost my ex to another woman that was very painful,i don't really want to talk about it, and i believe there is a someone nice,good,caring here for me that i can spend the rest of my life with.. I love to make people laugh. I am a big giver in a relationship and i am looking for a man with a big heart. I have no fear with life hazards, I hide no feelings and a committed relationship, doesn't scare me at all. If its right, I will make the move. My passions are with people, experiencing life and having amazing stories to tell my friends, family. I value memories over things. I have so many stories and great memories and more great memories are yet to come. I am not about burning bridges with anyone especially with someone I date. People say I’m lucky when i was with my Ex but it wasn't luck at all, I work hard so much now and also know how to live life to the fullest and i am happy i am self employed and also independent but would share all i have with my man, physically, emotionally and financially. Who are you and how can we enhance our already amazing lives? I hope you are a patient, sweet, affectionate and fun person. Can it be so simple? Will you be able to respect me and the people around us? Showing respect for people is important to me so if you can, keep reading. I’m a fun loving person, sincere, easy to get along with. i like having a friend who is sincere, honest, respects me as a person and i will do the same . i want to share this quote.. "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye" I need meaningful and intriguing routine daily conversation, laughter, and someone who has a sense of humor. I admire someone who values lasting memories over things. I don’t expect anyone to be perfect, neither physically or otherwise. I know I’m not and admit my faults. You can have bad days and I will understand. I'm attracted to qualities in a woman, which are deeper than just a superficial look. I've always been drawn to someone who has a passion for "something" in their life. If you have a big heart and can let your guard down when you feel it then we will hit it off. I’m "real" and would like someone who is secure with who he is and not afraid to be himself. The way you make me feel when I’m around you is what will make us exclusive... Don’t be afraid to email me. You may be my man for life.I’m really not hard to talk to try me and see lol, best regards,
 
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The healing ginger

Ginger paste is a very common spicy ingredient at dishes in the Indian subcontinent. It is an excellent digestive aid and is anti-inflammatory like most other spices. Again, ginger is good for nourishing the body to fight against cancer. It is a very potent remedy to alleviate the urge to vomit.

You can easily relieve your nausea and treat common cold with a refreshing cup of ginger tea. It boosts digestion and reduces the swelling of arthritis. It is also very effective to treat migraines as compounds in ginger block the inflammatory substances such as prostaglandins. Pregnant women dealing with morning sickness can find great relief in ginger. In fact, it is better than common nausea drugs as it does not induce drowsiness.

The beautiful rosemary

Rosemary is as beautiful spice as its name is! It is an amazingly healthy ingredient to use when you are preparing meat. When you cook meat at a high temperature, it releases heterocyclic amines, which are the bad boy free radicals.

Marinating the meat in Rosemary before preparing the dish prevents the formation of free radicals. However, it is also a dangerous spice when you are pregnant. You should avoid using Rosemary because it may cause abortions. At other times, it can help increase the menstrual flow. It has multiple digestive benefits, and is good for treating sciatica, intercostal neuralgia, myalgia, and muscle pain. It also carries anti-cancer benefits.

The medical mustard

Is there any spice that does not carry anti-cancer properties? Well, that itself is a matter of research! Mustard is also strongly anti-cancer with a host of other health benefits. It is an amazing traditional remedy to break chest congestion, used in chest plasters for topical application.

When used externally, mustard can actually lessen the pain of an inflamed area because of its unique ability to deplete ‘substance P’ from the nerve cells. Substance P is a neurotransmitter of pain signals. It kills athlete feet fungus and is a remedy for treating frozen fingers in a condition called Raynaud’s Phenomena. However, you should keep the use in moderation as it also has laxative and nauseating properties.
The mysterious nutmeg

Nutmeg consists of a compound called Myristicin, which induces hallucinatory effects when taken in large amounts. It can induce a mysterious ecstasy, but you should be very careful because excess of it can also cause poisoning. This euphoric seed of a tree has been shown to inhibit a certain enzyme that aggravates the Alzheimer’s disease.

It has also been show to improve memory in laboratory conditions. Currently, research is in progress to evaluate its properties as an antidepressant. It has very potent antibacterial properties, especially for killing the germs in the mouth. The covering of the seed, mace, also has antibacterial properties and used as a separate spice. It also has eugenol, that has beneficial effects for the heart.

The wise sage

Sage is a pleasant memory booster and is very effective against neurological ailments such as Alzheimer’s. Sage oil has been shown to improve alertness and concentration. Okay, it is an herb, and not a spice, but the application of herbs and spices in a dish are similar.

Like almost all other spices, sage also holds anti-cancer and anti-inflammation properties. It consists of the phytochemical thujone, which is used in the drink absinthe. It was the favorite drink of French artist Vincent Van Gogh, and you may think sage was the secret ingredient behind his creativity! It is very potent in case of diabetes as it boosts insulin action and reduces blood sugar levels.
 
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1. Turmeric of the queen

In India, turmeric is totally the king of spices. Rarely do you find a spicy Indian dish that does not include turmeric to the mix! Besides imparting the traditional yellow color of the Indian curry, the powdered spice has many other health benefits, including anti-cancer properties.

Turmeric is like a blessing from Queen Nature, and it also has spiritual uses, especially in Bengali marriages. The bride readies for the wedding by applying turmeric paste! It is definitely healthy for the skin as it hosts anti-inflammatory properties. It is a great remedy for acne when applied topically. It offers prevention against Alzheimer’s, fights depression, and relieves arthritis pain.

2. The hot king chili pepper

If the soothing turmeric is Queen, then definitely the chili pepper is the King of Spices. In fact, chili pepper must be always used in much moderation because it is hot like hell! Many people cannot stand the heat, and it is perfectly okay!

For those who can, it is an amazing addition to heat up any meal. It consists of Capsaicin, which is a calorie burner (well, something should burn) and is very useful to get rid of unwanted fat from the body. Just keep it in your diet if you can. It is also antibacterial, an energy booster, and protects from cholesterol build up.
3. The aromatic cardamom

Cardamom is a favorite spice in India, Pakistan, and Bangladesh. It exudes a strong and pleasant aroma by virtue of the compound limonene. Adding a few seeds of cardamom to an appropriate rich dish makes it just a heavenly preparation. Research also shows it to boost antioxidant activity.

The aroma of cardamom also has a calming effect on the body as it reduces the blood pressure. It also improves digestion, and you will need the extra help for a spicy Indian curry or a plate of the famous Biryani. You can also add a cardamom to your cup of black coffee to soften its acidity. Cardamom is alkaline in composition.

4. The heady clove

Clove has such a heady aroma that a single small stick can flare up an entire spicy dish with a distinct taste. Chewing a clove stick has a dizzy and numbing effect, which is actually very beneficial when you have a toothache. It derives its properties from eugenol, an anti-inflammatory substance.

It is also a very potent antioxidant with anti aging benefits. It is good for the heart and helps prevent cancer. It also heals the bone and cartilage damage caused by arthritis. Clove compounds also improve the insulin function of the body. Clove oil has been tested to be such a powerful antibacterial remedy that it even killed the germs that antibiotics could not!
5. The thick garlic

Among other aromatic spices, garlic has the thickest odor, which comes from a sulfuric compound called allicin. It is a miracle spice for heart diseases as research shows it to reduce the chance of cardiac arrest by up to 76%! It is also an antioxidant that thins the blood to dissipate the cholesterol clots.

In fact, garlic can reduce cholesterol levels up to 10%. It has powerful anti-cancer properties, active even in the DNA level. It is antifungal, antibacterial, and can be made into a good homemade remedy for common cold. The kick of garlic can deliver relief from sinus headaches, but it may not work for all necessarily. However, eat it in moderation because the odor can become a major confidence issue.


 
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